♦ if you live in the NOW—you OWN it. You’ve WON ♦

 

somehow, the organic produce I buy at Trader Joes seems more organic than the organic produce I buy at Vons

 

I was so broke this Christmas, I decorated a car pine freshener instead of a tree

 

I shrink wrapped my wagon with the Charron’s Chatter logo,
but it’s too soon to know if that’ll ad-vans my car-eer.

 

♦ whoever invented the washing machine was a genius…
whoever invented dry cleaning, smarter still ♦

 

♦ is obsessive tidying really a disorder? ♦