Tag Archives: wordplay

World’s Biggest Violin

I’ve been a

little shittle,

entitled i to

• tittle •

benighted bow

a sickle,

applied to

whining

fiddle–

–as big as any

cello,

the strings I’ve drawn

all bellow,

the things gone on

unmellow,

a violins song

so ghetto–

–blasting and

lambasting

abrupt and so

abrasive,

a diatribe

displacing,

discordant and

de·bas·ing–

–but bigger yet

is harpie,

I will not strum—

so snarky,

and thus my thrummed

malarkey,

will fade to hum

and sharply.

©Karen Robiscoe

the State of Anapamu

pallet
 
If you want readers,

–if you really do–

skip pen & paper,
 
 
Like a stone

and kibosh keypunch,

hunt and peck and hunt and peck and

forget every shade of black and white there is, too, or at the very least smudge it,

and hunt and peck and hunt

a little

employ its outline, and

peck

at most, and then

immediately dry erase,

creating some double-duty diversion to redirect—say:

Look over there! Is that (a) well-aimed bookend coming for ya?

as an unconscious reader is

>this close<

to sub-text

and write in color!

High definition color!

Technicolor

ahh

color!

Code that chrome

poem

and

pantone those

prose pair a’ graphs

and

Tem·pur·ify this tittled

text, and

–f*ck ‘em if they call it graffiti, because is it really?

There’s nothing gray about it, and any true feat involved in an ersatz emoji world,

It’s in Webster’s now

the better.

emoji

The more hue·manity

–the best.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

 

 

 

Bard Between the Lines

me imprison
 
Library police

bust offenders for

un·seamly acts, they

profile

mal·contents

in the most

forward manner, they

target
 
 

The Borrowers

more than a little, they

pose no burning questions whatsoever

–just tick off index

before booking them into

Library Jail…

a bad ending, to say the least

a Page Purgatory populated

by career speed readers,

whose readout is overdue nevertheless

by textbook losers, bye

chronic book mark·ers, by

bloated pieces of work with

bad ink & dog earrings,

in the write ear

pretty much exclusively.

©Karen Robiscoe

the Log•in my I


 
eye made a mistake, eye fixed
 
 
 
 
my spectacle

(s)

my Shade

(s)

my 3D vision

(s)

seeking to replace the write eye

that was log-jammed, and irksomely would•he

with rat pack finesse.

~the left I established long ago~

exchanging shattered glass

(still)

kaleidoscope colorful

& loupes

(still)

daring & dizzying

& faceted view

(still)

reflecting the million seen

(s)

for unsplintered lenses…

dangerously flimsy, but there were no contacts

fitting horn rims with

double convex,

rhinestone detail,

& tortoise shell

plus choke-chain lanyard,

& while this fresh outlook

is ordered…

or· gone ·eyes

is glaring in magnified detail…

is stylish, mirrored, & polarized…

like a blind man’s

is bi, tri, and my focal

exclusively

it’s shuttered my

3rd eye

in Coke bottle

goggles,

safe, but pointless

and

eye

can no longer

see.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Pun (ish) Meant

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

I run with Edward Scissorhands

>>>>>

a paper without rock…

and Wet old Willie

makes me frilly

curling my card stock,

while timing out

< releases <<<<<

a second rule: 2

the grimace made

from glut & paste

sticks my face like

. glue .

I displace so well with

others

(though)

a spilling MILF in tears…

a bundled bunch

of out to lunch

a pretzel–side of fear.

©Karen Robiscoe