Pie in the Sky

 
 

It’s been too long

between the tales

of Fairies unangelic,

of ever afters

light on laughter

in places unidyllic…

That’s not to say

those written there

are always the benighted,

as Little Bic—

Lighter Chick

keeps the place well-lighted.

 
 

A hapless smoker

she often toked her—

self an evening Phattie,

bought a Bic

to do the trick

and lost out on her happy—

ending since

without a pinched—

expression, and some Matches,

her story bored

—the overlord

of Fairy Tale actors.

 
 

That picky dude

was pretty rude

when cutting her from classics,

but not as bad

as surgeon that

altered Beast with plastics,

and while the process

to slim proboscis

was Hollywood effective,

the newfound cutie

learned 2 Beauties

altered tale’s objective.

 
 

Like Chicken Big

missed out on Gig

when diet proved undoing,

the nervous bird

screamed out wrong words

at crux of reader viewing,

that piggish hen

was eating when

role in tale was callin’

and thus engrossed

yelled out this toast:

“Help, the Pie is fallin’!”

 
 

But Piper Guy

was just too high

to catch the tumbling Torte,

and let the boon

stand in for tune

to rodents he deported,

a tale you’ll not

observe as plot

in standard Fairy fiction,

since fallen scraps

increased the rats

and thereby contradiction.

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Have more fun with “One Off’s”! Click any link below to explore “Never After’s”..:)

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Roan Riders
Happily Ever After Party
Once Upon A Different Time

Hey Diddle Didn’t

About Charron's Chatter

I bring to you an arrow, whole, Use it, or break it, But if you choose to take it --Know-- With it also, I will go. © Karen Robiscoe @1992

4 Responses to “Pie in the Sky”

  1. This has been absolutely berilliant

    • and so much fun!! When I write ’em…I get to go there! I am busy linking all these “never afters” together. I have a half dozen! Half again as many as the Fairy Tale Hive Series…

      I do likes me some mutated fairy tales…hehehe…thanks for saying All Star…:)

    • I look forward to them 🙂

  2. I hope that there’s still
    enough pie for me Charron? 😉

    I always like your play on
    words my sweet friend and
    this one is absolutely wicked 🙂

    Andro xxxx

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