October 5, 2013 
It’s been too long
between the tales
of Fairies unangelic,
of ever afters
light on laughter
in places unidyllic…
That’s not to say
those written there
are always the benighted,
as Little Bic—
Lighter Chick
keeps the place well-lighted.
A hapless smoker
she often toked her—
self an evening Phattie,
bought a Bic
to do the trick
and lost out on her happy—
ending since
without a pinched—
expression, and some Matches,
her story bored
—the overlord
of Fairy Tale actors.
That picky dude
was pretty rude
when cutting her from classics,
but not as bad
as surgeon that
altered Beast with plastics,
and while the process
to slim proboscis
was Hollywood effective,
the newfound cutie
learned 2 Beauties
altered tale’s objective.
Like Chicken Big
missed out on Gig
when diet proved undoing,
the nervous bird
screamed out wrong words
at crux of reader viewing,
that piggish hen
was eating when
role in tale was callin’
and thus engrossed
yelled out this toast:
“Help, the Pie is fallin’!”
But Piper Guy
was just too high
to catch the tumbling Torte,
and let the boon
stand in for tune
to rodents he deported,
a tale you’ll not
observe as plot
in standard Fairy fiction,
since fallen scraps
increased the rats
and thereby contradiction.
©Karen Robiscoe
Have more fun with “One Off’s”! Click any link below to explore “Never After’s”..:)
My Fair Cat Ladies
Roan Riders
Happily Ever After Party
Once Upon A Different Time
Hey Diddle Didn’t
This has been absolutely berilliant
and so much fun!! When I write ’em…I get to go there! I am busy linking all these “never afters” together. I have a half dozen! Half again as many as the Fairy Tale Hive Series…
I do likes me some mutated fairy tales…hehehe…thanks for saying All Star…:)
I look forward to them 🙂
I hope that there’s still
enough pie for me Charron? 😉
I always like your play on
words my sweet friend and
this one is absolutely wicked 🙂
Andro xxxx