Ran = dumb

I refuse to weigh myself on a scale—a size 1, it’s an effective choice. Why then…do I weigh myself on a virtual scale every day?

♦ vindictive librarians are ventriloquists ♦

right next to “unknown” search terms in the Dashboard, WP oughta put “uncool” search terms…

Poly-gon. The girl tried angling, but couldn’t.

a good relationship = based on friendship
a great relationship = based on “elationship”

♦ longterm goal: to write a haiku which multi-syllabic title is longer than the actual haiku itself ♦

Regarding popularity: Kim Kardashian’s popular. And so talented, too.

Q: how does a hypochondriac celebrate?

A: sham-pain (she bruise herself)

♦ Selfie – Self = IE ♦

I wonder if Pharrell Williams head is a “room without a roof” for real;
you never see him without a hat…