Merry•I•am•Websters

pre•tent•ious = airs you put on before camping

wis•dom= why is dumb in this

emotion isle dysfunction = unrequited love

spin•ach= prima donna allergy

multi-fauceted = dual showerheads

piquing Tom = angry peeping Tom

gird your thoughts – spanks your thinktank

hat rack = handicap

and remember, if you ever want to rest, don’t climb Everest…