Whirled Wide Web

Old-fashioned–

I knee-board a cobweb

–ride tandem with my hacker,

click

dust mouse

to second site

–when it’s feasible

since I rely on

dial-up,

and phone booths are hard to come by.

I would upgrade, too,

I would!

If my desk chair

wasn’t a Tuffet,

if the water spout

was self-contained,

and if the super hero

–of comic book fame–

was always

Peter Parker.