pretty soon…
we’ll only need 3 letters
in our alphabet:
O M G = God
G M O = Food
M O G = Language
. . .
It’s upsetting, frankly.
Think I’ll
GO
chant
OM
. . .
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Brown Down
March 13, 2017 
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Tired of competing,
Fed-Ex and UPS
merged
Renaming the
new company:
Fed Ups…
🙂
Compass Points
March 12, 2017 Comments Off on Compass Points
If J walks
and K 2,
is mountainous route
illegal?
if L
joins them,
must they then
cut corners?
and if U come along
–are hairpin turns assured?
Web•sters
March 10, 2017 Comments Off on Web•sters
pu·ber·ty
/pyo͞obərdē/
noun–when you get pubes
•
fe·cund
/fēkənd/
adjective–when you feck like crazy
•
men·o·pause
/menəˌpôz/
Natural Geometry
March 8, 2017 Comments Off on Natural Geometry
Turning Back,
I Ran
Exactly
3.60
Miles
Coming
Full
Circle
.
the F in geography
March 8, 2017 Comments Off on the F in geography
Skating across snow-crusted pavement, water skis banging my elbow, I realized the map had been turned upside down—I was heading into Canada, not Mexico—
Force Fed
February 28, 2017 Comments Off on Force Fed
prop·er gan·der ≠ prop·a·gan·da
prop·a·gan·da = reel view
prop·er gan·der = real view
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