diets are over•ate• it

 

ma•new•script = my new story

 

meta4 + meta4 = medit8

 

An animal advocate, he joined the army to become a vet.

 

I wonder if Al Gore’s middle initial is “E”

 

Poor Vicki. Her new boyfriend’s name is Michael.

 

if you win a game of hangman online, you get a hangnail

 

If you win a game of iSpy online, it’s a win/win

 

if you win a game of “spell-check” online, Google auto-fills

 

if you lose a game of “education” online, Google auto-fills 😉

 

if you lose a game of Chess online, you’re a virtual rookie 

 

if you win a game of tic-tac-toe online–

you log off!