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Random Games

 

nine

diets are over•ate• it

 

ma•new•script = my new story

 

meta4 + meta4 = medit8

 

An animal advocate, he joined the army to become a vet.

 

I wonder if Al Gore’s middle initial is “E”

 

Poor Vicki. Her new boyfriend’s name is Michael.

 

if you win a game of hangman online, you get a hangnail

 

If you win a game of iSpy online, it’s a win/win

 

if you win a game of “spell-check” online, Google auto-fills

 

if you lose a game of “education” online, Google auto-fills 😉

 

if you lose a game of Chess online, you’re a virtual rookie 

 

if you win a game of tic-tac-toe online–

tic-tac-go

you log off!

 

the Write Randoms

 

pinup_girl copy

* pin up girl = voodoo doll *

 

com’roberate = corroborating with a comrade

 

I don’t have a writer’s block when it comes to finishing this series, I have a writer’s grudge.

 

Space shittle = the #2 priority on all space missions
(Space Piddle = why)

 

Mypain headache = a blinding sadness

 

My circulation is so bad, when I die, I’ll be in mint condition.

 

My skin is so thin, I moonlight as an anatomy model…

 

God = the ultimate “Wait til your father gets home”

praying

 

carpel tunnel = side effect of chronic muse-terbation

 

car pool tunnel = best lane to negotiate English Channel—Can use fictional character as passenger

 

carpel tunnel = something lotsa riders have to get through

CHARRONs CHATTER dba Karen Robiscoe

 


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