* pin up girl = voodoo doll *

 

com’roberate = corroborating with a comrade

 

I don’t have a writer’s block when it comes to finishing this series, I have a writer’s grudge.

 

Space shittle = the #2 priority on all space missions
(Space Piddle = why)

 

Mypain headache = a blinding sadness

 

My circulation is so bad, when I die, I’ll be in mint condition.

 

My skin is so thin, I moonlight as an anatomy model…

 

God = the ultimate “Wait til your father gets home”

 

carpel tunnel = side effect of chronic muse-terbation

 

car pool tunnel = best lane to negotiate English Channel—Can use fictional character as passenger

 

carpel tunnel = something lotsa riders have to get through