
Help Wanted: everyday hero. Musical talents a plus. Must be willing to play violin as unsinkable ship sinks. Ready to roll when terrorists hijack airline. Able to block oncoming tanks, and motivated to sledgehammer border walls. Fluency in the unspoken and universal highly desirable. Open until filled; benefits TBD. Salary depends on enlightenment.
Tag Archives: philosophy
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NOW that’s Random

♦ if you live in the NOW—you OWN it. You’ve WON ♦
somehow, the organic produce I buy at Trader Joes seems more organic than the organic produce I buy at Vons
I was so broke this Christmas, I decorated a car pine freshener instead of a tree
I shrink wrapped my wagon with the Charron’s Chatter logo,
but it’s too soon to know if that’ll ad-vans my car-eer.
♦ whoever invented the washing machine was a genius…
whoever invented dry cleaning, smarter still ♦
♦ is obsessive tidying really a disorder? ♦

January 15, 2014 




