8

 

Q: when is 4 ½?

A: over eight

 

prediction: 140 characters or less will attend the funeral of Twitter founder.

 

Q: why did Santa kill Rudolf?

A: He over-eight….

 

Taylor Swift sings: If I Die Young, Bury Me in Satin,

which is far more popular than Taylor Slow‘s song: If I Die Old, Bury Me in Burlap

 

Mark Zuckerberg invented a locker-room way to remain on Sugar Mountain forever.

 

Interesting Gates called his creation Windows…

 

Q: Is a phone number phat, if it over eight?

 

Interesting Jobs made so many jobs obsolete….

 

pre-wedding jitters = giddy-up for your hitch

 

Q: Be-nign fat?

A: It over-eight…

 

if your work generates no income, can it be taxing?

 

Q: Infinite such questions would be?

A: over-eight-ed…