YOLO, MOFO

& since spirituality

is the true religion,

I need you to share if you agree…

Agree that

1 share = 1 LIKE

for the fight against:

ignorance,

hypocrisy,

oppression,

ALL CAPS,

&

Big Brother

and brother, you are some kind of commie if you don’t.

Only kidding

(JK!)

laugh out loud without smiling at all,

my friend

(?)

keeping in mind

“you should be writing!”

and that:

“books are for reading–not faces”

*said no one ever *

and that only in Norway

can you attend college free of charge,

yet only in America

is chocolate actually a salad

(meme for meme, a better trade-off)

Whereas only in the World

does its most exciting man abstain from drinking, occasionally

but when he does imbibe

–when he does–

shit howdy,

!

Let’s just say, he shouldn’t be on facebook

he never clicks on even one cancer survivor’s story

not one!

proving what an a**hole he well & truly is

…when he is, of course, being an a**hole….

didja notice?

they dropped

the “news”

from news feed

–the company formerly

known as facebook—

so now it’s just feed,

and semantics are important!

(says me)

there’s studies on this,

and you auto-check

the data

–god knows meta is

the thinly-veiled

miners of minds

–the osso buco of operations—

calls it like they sees it

livestock gobbling

scrolls & scrolls of

adulterated corn

strapped on dawn to dusk

chock fulla the bad stuff–

politics,

religion,

and photoshopped tale

that tastes so good!

and fattens their banks

with Peeping Tom goodness

and lessen

we,

locked in those mindset

crates

–fulla filters

and Windows

our own sh*t

and emojis of the same–

have no more room to

turn (it) around

–the tide has come in in!

–the stream is a tsunami!

we just gnaw at those

bars pressing in

–coded spaces through which we peer—

and

click-click-click

–our worlds

grown smaller

–and larger?

by degrees.

My computer

printed out a note

–irregular font, and poorly aligned–

it told me

it was holding

my brain hostage

and demanded

I leave

unmarked digits

at PayPal,

Venmo,

& unregistered

Flash Drive

for a quick getaway..

ha,

I fooled it,

I went through Amazon Pay.

She was from Facebook.

Facebook, California–

–a genuine, simulated fashion designer,

and I dug the newstream she ran in…

every group she belonged to rejecting

me as a member, and I liked that, too–
 

her every post

original, shared, or

tagged

. . .

penguin emogeeZ flawlessly executed

& ranch house in Farmville

where she summered

well-plotted.

No philistine, either, she

captioned Monets,

effortlessly

petitioned polar ice

tirelessly–

& uploaded

selflessly

–24/7

proof of:

2, 1, and 0

–a less than

3 heart.

Old-fashioned–

I knee-board a cobweb

–ride tandem with my hacker,

click

dust mouse

to second site

–when it’s feasible

since I rely on

dial-up,

and phone booths are hard to come by.

I would upgrade, too,

I would!

If my desk chair

wasn’t a Tuffet,

if the water spout

was self-contained,

and if the super hero

–of comic book fame–

was always

Peter Parker.

My cell

needed more bars,

so I charged it

. . .

again

. . .

‘gave it the maximum

. . .

life,

plus 2 ears.

the internet

brings out the worst in people

–staying in—

accounts missing accountability,

testimony

. . .

word.

nasty words, usually

and such a lot of them!

miSpeled

freakwently and

overly, and incorrectly, punctuated!!

the laughing emoji

tacked to stories

of abuse

. . .

be it

animal, vegetable or Karen

the 20 questions

asked & answered

a streaming horror show, yes

the web wrings

out the worst in people

sheds light

on how we do

–when we think

no one

is looking.