
He was
all
nitty
&
so gritty. . .
brimmin’
with
dignity
&
integrity…

He was
all
nitty
&
so gritty. . .
brimmin’
with
dignity
&
integrity…

She never went off
half-cocked. . .
Nor performed tasks in a
half-assed
fashion. . .
yes, she was
all woman
that one,
though she could be
a boob,
now and again.
I had my coronation ceremony at the dentist,
‘was titled at DMV. . .

became be-nighted during
graveyard duty
–which just shows to go ya’
there’s more than one way to
getcher props
original WWW
what–when–why
original number sign
1,2,3…
original grid

original hashtag

original LOL

If
you’re a
doggy whisperer. . .

do you mutter?
When Daddy Died
I overpaid the
Mortician. . .

told him to
“keep the change”