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Second Helping…

Hey blogging birdee buddies! (aka chick-e-rooz) As mentioned before in the course of—a few months ago I started a recipe site over at the HUB pages to showcase what it is I do when I’m not writing….besides jumping down rabbit holes, questioning the reasons for Q-Tips, and mourning the demise of the Twinkie, I mean. Somehow, in that hectic schedule of pointless points to ponder, I’ve managed to work as a personal chef for a family here in town for the past 8 years, and once everybuddy at the homestead got really sick of macaroni, I expanded my noodley horizons to include cheese–and a variety of other recipes with cheese, and too much flour, as well!

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http://charronschatter.hubpages.com/

Wondering if you can become as heavy-handed as me with stone ground grains? Wrist weights make it entirely possible for every cook out there to get sludgy with it, especially since each recipe includes step by step photos that feature–guess what–every step. So with a pinch of ado, a dash of dithering, and lots and LOTS of flour!—I’d like to invite you over for “dinner” at my HUBs. There’s a place setting for you & everything, and if more eye candy is needed to tempt you, may I suggest Jason Momoa for the ladies, and Megan Fox for the gents, while I put together this point-n-pick menu! Yes, Denny’s has nothing on me, and I’d like to close by thanking you for reading, eating, and turning your head to the left when you burp…:)

WP_broccoli soupBroccoli Soup Recipe

WP-chinese chicken salad

Chinese Chicken Salad Recipe

WP_crab cakes

Crab Cakes with Fresh Crab Recipe

WP_nutternut

Butternut Squash Soup Recipe

WP_potato salad

Potato Salad with Dill Recipe

WP_eggplant

Eggplant Parmesan Recipe

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Lime Meringue Pie

Remember, we all know how to eat–take it to the next level with a pan! And if none of the above carbonizes your meringue, feel free to click on the below links & dig into some silly poetry & verse written from a gustatory perspective.

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Write Ingredients

Them Grapes

Homophone Cookin’

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Amgen Tour of California–Stage 5 at Santa Barbara

The start of Stage 5 in video & jpeg! Interviews, Race Start & More!

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The start line for stage 5 at Santa Barbara’s West Beach

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Chief Marshall: Xavier Cortez in lead vehicle (of race) and command incident vehicles

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Andy Raymond Schleck, Winner* Tour de France 2010, and runner up years: 09 & 11.

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Let’s get a closer look at that cutie pie!

Video Clip of Interviews below

Amgen Tour of California–Stage 5 at Santa Barbara. Pre-Race interviews with world class racers

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Not sure who, but he looks serious!

silly puppies

While these furry pedalers look seriously cute…

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What it’s all about…

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Great group shot, minutes before the cap gun…

Video Clip of race start below

Amgen Tour of California–Stage 5 at Santa Barbara: the race begins!

 

Gallery II

You’ve all gotten a chance to see my work here at CHARRON’s CHATTER; today I’d like to share another sampling of my late sister’s artwork: Diane Caroline Robiscoe. She could work in many mediums, as evidenced below.

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Clay work

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Pencil Sketch

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Glazed Clay

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Sculpted Clay

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Acrylic

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Sculpted Clay

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Markers

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Tin

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Colored pencils

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Detail Clay Work

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Detail Clay Work

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

Watercolor

Diane Robiscoe

Diane Robiscoe

I had trouble finding some of the original discs, so unfortunately lost some vital DPI when re-sizing some images, blurring the finer points, although a few are re-sized at proper DPI. Once I retrieve these discs, I’ll feature additional Gallery posts. Have an inspired day. To view the flagship Gallery post, please click: Gallery I
 
 
 

The Farmer and the Bill

O’bummer Obama

On March 26th , despite a petition signed by 250K Americans calling for President Obama to veto the Senate & House approved bill known as the Farmer’s Assurance Act, the bill was signed into law. Buried 78 pages within the much larger HR 933 bill, a bill predominantly focused on homeland security and defense, section 735 came along for the ride, and this is one government-stamped, hitchhiker Americans should fear as much as their politicians. The text of the bill is available here: 933/text.

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First things first. Let’s call the Act for what it is: the Monsanto Protection Act, because this rider isn’t about assuring farmers as much as protecting the behemoth biotech corporation from litigation. That’s right. Our federal courts are now powerless to halt the sale & continued planting of GMO crops should these Franken-seeds prove to present health hazards to the populace, and there’s certain to be many related health hazards, if the initial findings on laboratory animals are any indication. Rats and mammals forced to consume these seeds have developed cancer, sterility, and seizures, while a goodly portion have suffered miscarriages and death—a consequence the government has evidently come to terms with, and we should to.

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The makers of the pesticide Round-Up, the Monsanto Group used to make DDT & Agent Orange among other poisons, and is currently best known for wanting to control the world food supply! In a nutshell, or better said, in a seed hull, since they already control an obscene percentage of the crops produced in the US. From soya, canola, and wheat–to cotton, corn, sugar beets & alfalfa, none of these crops have passed USDA muster, interestingly enough, even though almost any food that contains corn syrup contains syrup derived from Monsanto corn. Almost any product containing oil contains oil derived from Monsanto soya, canola or cottonseed, and not just a little, either. 100% of that vegetable oil you’re using is GMO oil, while an enormous array of other products are subject to “stealth appearances” from GMO’s, as well. From processed foods & baked goods, to fresh vegetables & fruits, to second-hand GMO’s contained in animal proteins harvested from livestock raised on GMO crops, the Franken-seed is everywhere.

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The why of this boat seemed to have sailed. Why did President Obama sign this horrendous bill? (cha-ching!) Why do monoculture crops dominate the American farming industry? (cha-ching!) There is no greater yield, no higher profit to farmers (rabbit ears) but there’s certainly a greater need for systemic pesticides to contain the pests that set up camp in such crops. Literal camp, since the bugs can count on the same cover, the same food, and the same conditions in a monoculture, and who doesn’t like a little quality control in their living conditions? Why, it’s the American ideal, but this picket fence is guarding the wrong people! It takes only a new strain of pest to which the crop is vulnerable to be introduced for the entire harvest to be plagued, as the genetic diversity in monocultures is pretty much non-existent. (so that’s what mono means!) One goes down for the count, they all do, but at least the soil becomes more fortified by the planting and re-planting of the same seed…right?

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Wrong! Monsanto even puts the squeeze on dirt, since using the same soil for the same crop year after year after profit-making year leads to plant pathogens and diseases. Basically, if bugs don’t blight the plants, the standardization of the monoculture will–by way of poor, plant health–and since repeated use of pesticides will result in the soil becoming resistant to those pesticides, still more and stronger insect and weed killers are sure to be needed. Good thing Monsanto makes pesticides, eh? Eh? Good for their bottom line, but not so much the farmer’s, and our poor health can only benefit another corrupt system in America: its health care.

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Obama signed it, and Republican Roy Blunt worked with top brass at Monsanto to craft the rider in language this side of gibberish, but the public had its apathetic hand in it, too. We have to demand action from our congressmen and women before it’s too late—we have to get out there and inform ourselves—we need to vote! Had California Prop #37 passed last November, Monsanto would have been compelled to at least label the Franken-food flooding our grocery stores since the mid 90’s, but it was defeated, and not surprisingly. I can’t tell you how many produce sellers I talked to at both farmer’s markets and grocery stores that had no idea what the proposition referenced.

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To sum it up from a consumer’s perspective, I advise you buy organic while you still can, before bird-poop & wind-driven seeds contaminate all the world’s crops, or relocate to any of the myriad European countries that have banned the production of Monsanto crops outright, or strictly regulated them. And hey. Get out a vote next time, America. That is to say…if you’re feeling well enough.

Follow-Up Yellow Brick Flick

The Great & Powerful Oz

‘Went to Oz last night. That’s right. Eschewed the rabbit hole for a twister this time, and what a furniture-studded, fairway-booth-flying, completely redone choice that proved to be. I don’t often write movie reviews, but this flick hit on enough cylinders to impact my wheelhouse, so yeah…I had to review it. As far as other-worldly wheelhouses go, anyway, and since I’m aware of the ‘spoiler alert’ imperative for reel reviews, I’ll stick to vague allusions & umbrella outlines when sharing high points of this place far, far from Kansas. A place where Black & White is all kinds of HD Technicolor, suddenly, and spotting witches & flying simians is just so much air traffic.

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And yet this movie was completely fresh. Though at first I expected the original four characters to pop up and steer the film down a familiar yellow-brick path, that didn’t happen. Not directly anyway. The focus was on the Wizard’s experience (played by James Franco) and I will tell you this: He was styled after the original carne in the 1939 version of the movie; the fortune-teller who Dorothy encountered when she ran away from home, Toto in tow.  A likeable fella with a winsome smile, Franco is yards more handsome than the original Wizard, making it easy to stop missing Dorothy in…oh… about a heel-clicking, nano-second, and fall under his toothsome, Wizard’s spell.

Wikimedia Creative Commons: Source James Franco, Author: Vanessa Lua;

Wikimedia Creative Commons: Source James Franco, Author: Vanessa Lua;

Witches Wicked & Good thought so, too, as did the three friends who joined the Wizard on his journey to the Emerald City. With characteristics just deliciously different enough from the original trio to make the whole thing new, each of the Wizard’s companions was as engaging as the running buddies they upstaged—but don’t worry! More than a few of the other main players made cameos in the film in one way or another, even as key scenes and prop devices from the old flick were resurrected & reimagined, too. This included the “hologram wizard ruse” the original film featured, to truly astounding & revised effect, while maintaining the integrity of the initial concept at the same time.

Wikimedia source. Copyrighted material to Walt Disney. Falls under: fair use laws.

Wikimedia source. Copyrighted material to Walt Disney. Falls under: fair use laws.

Sure the musical score was so unremarkable as to be non-existent, but the traveling visuals made up for the mediocre soundtrack. (if there even was one, because again: unremarkable) The arrivals, departures & journeys through Kansas, Oz & the Emerald City were plenty remarkable, though! Phenomenal, even. From the epic vortex that transported the Wizard to his “kingdom”, to the surprisingly, durable hot air balloon, to white-water rapids fun, and Bubble Travel. That’s all that needs to be said, I think. Bubble travel—because if any part of that term interests you, I’m pretty sure you need to go see the movie yourself.

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For those of you less intrigued by Bubbles, but looking for *pop* nevertheless, I’ll sum up by noting the storyline was compelling enough to ensure my rating completely bypasses Butt-Cruncher, to just shy of: “Aww…it’s over already?”—in terms of whether it’s worth the trouble to hit a Cineplex.  I say go, even if there’s no convenient tornado conveyance by which to travel. The silver screen does the special effects justice, and this mix of Alice in Wonderland, meets Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, meets Wiizard of Oz, meets Avatar—is worth it! Even in 2D, which is all the dimensionality this 2D gal’s eyes could handle, though I do advise skipping the double-digit popcorn option. With no butter, butter flavoring, or Astro-glide offered, the concessions stands are clearly feeling the recession, so unless you’re a mad movie snacker who must have her Junior Mints, it’s probably better to save your cash for some unforeseen, act of God (and Disney) of your own.

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Feel free to turn your cell phones back on, chick-a-deez!

To read another take on the Yellow Brick Flick by a happening Hipster, click the link below to go to film hipster’s movie review blog! The Great & Powerful

Puppy Bowl IX

I’m certain our red, white and NFL nation is well aware of the gridiron fun in the forecast , but there’s another game slated to kick-off this coming Sunday. A game where the players prefer water bowls to bottles, and burying their bones instead of making them. It’s time for the IX Puppy Bowl!

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That’s right. Whoever it is that lets dogs out, does, and this Sunday shelter puppies from all over America will be out in force. Or in teams, I suppose, tugging at our hearts & each other’s football jerseys, since the Puppy Bowl mimics the Super Bowl—at least on the surface. The stakes for this game are far higher than spreads or bets or even player injury.

Sure, there are batches of adorable pups playing inside an even cuter model stadium—Ladies, think: Barbie’s Dream House meets Snoopy’s Doghouse—and the commentators are putting on their Madden Dog, but all the puppies are potential winners, since the football field is also a platform. A platform that broadcasts information to fans as to how these shelter dogs can be adopted.

And adopted they are. Shelters across the United States have seen spikes in adoptions after the five previous Puppy Bowls, and it isn’t surprising. The show is the second most watched show in America, according to Nielsens, and you can add to those stats by tuning in this Sunday, February 3rd.

Animal Planet will be running and re-running the fun all day Sunday, though its initial airing will be from 3 to 5 pm. So put a paw-print on your calendar, and a collar around your little finger, because these furry athletes are depending on you. Besides, you wouldn’t want to miss the Kitty Half-Time Show, now would you, or even the hamster-piloted blimp.