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Look! It’s the Questionable Humor Man!

icecream

31 flavors

–like 26 letters

just isn’t enough

32’s better

a sure bet

it’s phatter

it makes the

gut flatter!

a cause

and effect

that’s due

to its batter

like swiss cheese

it’s holy

like whiskey

it’s smoky

its tater tot

topping

tastes like gnocchi!

it’s shot through with glitter

and scoops of grey matter

on ninety-ninth purchase

you’ll meet the Mad Hatter

–to wonka the way

through factories of mind

emerging or not

as 33rd kind…

©Karen Robiscoe

daily prompt: the 32nd flavor

Nightie-Night

nighty

when it’s time to repose

do you sleep without clothes?

is your doze

one of those

with your bits all exposed?

in the buff

in the raw

so everything shows?

–minus cap

–missing socks

from your tops to your toes?

your torso

disclosed…

your legs

without hose…

your knobbies

your floppies

your knees

and elbows?

who knows

how it goes

when your engine slows

if you’re too hot to handle

or frozen in robes…

Nun of this…Nun of that

 

Al’s exiled

to desert aisles

K’s Halls will Bard no slur

and Nick the Teen

has split the scene

to grind a smokin’ Twerk

See, Margarita’s

beaten feet

–for jeers Maria stays–

with buddy Jauna

those hot chicanas

anglicized their names…

bud banner_freak flag

©Karen Robiscoe

Pie-Pie, Blackbird…

Sinseer

Sword_in_the_Stone

That truth can be

stranger than fiction’s

a saying

but truth is,

–the truth is–

more often mundane,

a hit-the-snooze

clock to

tick-tock the days

–the laundry,

–the errands,

–the bills that you pay…

the truth is, my couth is

much more intact

than verses I’ve written

more fancy than fact

those starry-eyed stanzas

are my “inner” girl

who loved a boy once

in a whole different world

but truth is, that youth

has grown to her own

1st blush yet in mind

to pen rosy poems

the woman I am

is utterly loyal

+20 years plus+

to the very same

boy

(le)

& truth is, that truth is

buy the book!

(boring)

my cooking job, too

would leave readers snoring

and that’s mostly* why

I wander my mind

to rifle the boxes

the truth left behind.

©Karen Robiscoe

*95%

5% = nunya

For Real

me_november_2013

I wheel back my grocery carts

I give the thank you wave

I’ll hold the door

arriving first

I’d rather share than save

I listen when you speak to me

while tying on your shoes

I empathize

with ventures tried

I might have tried it, too…

I bandage wings

on broken birds

& catch/release for spiders

no cush’

nor smoosh

for scary bugs

residing now outsider.

I compliment

in kind, when praised

my Daddy raised me well

with courtesies

like thanks and please

attached to what I tell

if line is long

I’ll let you pass

I’ll point out spinach’ed teeth

I’ll flick off dust

from shoulders, plus

I’ll tell you, you look chic.

I’m kind

and sweet

and kind of sweet

it’s my essential mind frame

like moss on rock

my heart is chock

–full of love

not mindgames…

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Burpless, Airless Wonder

tupperware

Tupper wears

tacky clothes

his plastic pose

is rigid

a waxen chap

his pay per

rap

for deep freeze nap

predicted

I’d gladly bag

him

for a fag

& flagon

of religion,

a pretzel dipped

in mustard

whipped

to Eucharist

by bishops.

©Karen Robiscoe