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Safety in Numbers

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elephants are not afraid of mice

no, in no wise

they fear butterflies

–with wings as big as ears,

they get confused.

Sectioned away from sound

and feedback lack

they falter,

losing path

–missing tale to grip

they stray,

eventual fodder

to poach–

they

with no

huevos

stampede,

&

even a party of 1

is fearsome,

thereby

detracting

from

same state

–since elephants

do not

fear

mice,

only butterflies.

 

Greener Houses

mono
where Bored walk,

and Parks Play–

I gotta give him props…

he is a real estate tycoon!

–in the Monopoly game of mind–
 
 
 
owning the better part of all titles,

and lucky

lucky

lucky

–since quitters go to jail on

double-

down and out

and homeless don’t pass Go so much

as trespass Go,

on Milton Bradley’s block,

2 C notes the poorer, and

slummin’ through backwood barrio

(purples, you know)

–eventual says pool of looping synapse,

turned cardboard sign for

thumbin’ in Orange County

–missin’ Free Parking

by miles…

by boxcars

and

><

this much

–stash

of 5 Bills

(‘promise sorry notes)

just growin’, and

it’s always

(and oddly)

a relief to round

the corner & pay

that highway robber’s rent

again…

to bunk in at

Marvin’s garden

–a bright yellow so Van Gogh,

.period.

& thought train

swirly good

–blurred at the edges

just enough to

make believable…

hell, he’s a slumlord

–sure—

but he’s my slumlord,

and real estate

isn’t worth beans

–in Kansas.

Orwell was Right

escher_stairs

Big Brother

is our confidant,

our show and tell

our monitor,

our mentor,

and our chronicler,

and we are mutton fodder

not at Camp Granada

we are simple

sheep herd,

and Big Brother is no shepherd

at least that’s what

I heard

on vimeo

& youtube

when

iTuned

facebook

live.

Spelling does Matter

sexy girl
 
An erratic dancer

she danced sexy

some of the time…
 
 
 
 
tattooed bruises to cover up

wounds,

and felt more attractive

dressed down…

a stuffed little chick spinning

polls in her favor,

~ à la politique

Amerique~

sh*t howdy–

that number

could cook.

wrong write

fairyspin2

Faeries

need ink

to ride tails

–if kites are without, most certainly—

to distract

predator

with well

(and good)

–accumulated codes

and dealing

cards

(unmarked!)

is acceptable, too,

but faeries oughtn’t

get inked themselves

–most especially when Imps

are about

imposter—

since Imps

impudent—

are known to

steal story

imprint–

 

Obscure Definition at Best

greyglobe
I  organized my

eyebrows…

dusted off my tits,

knocking noggin into

stone several times

to improve

neuroplasticity

wanting to excise silly

from that putty,

I subbed chisel

for scalpel

unconcerned excess glitter

rendered bellum

sparkly,

I corn-rowed cranium

relieving chaotic thoughts

and with powerful system in place,

oh!

limbic system, and

top of the podium gold,

I hit hippocampus,

crashing class under guise

of auditing.