Tag Archives: free verse

Look! It’s the Questionable Humor Man!

icecream

31 flavors

–like 26 letters

just isn’t enough

32’s better

a sure bet

it’s phatter

it makes the

gut flatter!

a cause

and effect

that’s due

to its batter

like swiss cheese

it’s holy

like whiskey

it’s smoky

its tater tot

topping

tastes like gnocchi!

it’s shot through with glitter

and scoops of grey matter

on ninety-ninth purchase

you’ll meet the Mad Hatter

–to wonka the way

through factories of mind

emerging or not

as 33rd kind…

©Karen Robiscoe

daily prompt: the 32nd flavor

Nightie-Night

nighty

when it’s time to repose

do you sleep without clothes?

is your doze

one of those

with your bits all exposed?

in the buff

in the raw

so everything shows?

–minus cap

–missing socks

from your tops to your toes?

your torso

disclosed…

your legs

without hose…

your knobbies

your floppies

your knees

and elbows?

who knows

how it goes

when your engine slows

if you’re too hot to handle

or frozen in robes…

Nun of this…Nun of that

 

Al’s exiled

to desert aisles

K’s Halls will Bard no slur

and Nick the Teen

has split the scene

to grind a smokin’ Twerk

See, Margarita’s

beaten feet

–for jeers Maria stays–

with buddy Jauna

those hot chicanas

anglicized their names…

bud banner_freak flag

©Karen Robiscoe

One Born Every Minute

 webmaid

The very nature of

Internet “friendship”

is 2-faced

now int it

iThink the term

frenemy

was coined therefrom,

z’matter of fact but–

–hold up a sec’…

Yep. Yep.

Wikipedia says so,

and in Wikipedia we trust.

Genuine communication

is unedited

unapplauded

& possibly unmonitored

didja ever google

think?

‘think maybe we are all catfish?

Not one of us

a starving child loading

a less fortunate dot org,

but catfish?

Not one of us

artist but sketch?

Not one of us

“of the flesh” people

but Pod people?

you know–pod people?

(soilent green)

Bottomfeeders and

suckers abound so it’s

a good thing spiders eat fish–

–hold up a sess’…

koff-koff

putter-putter

rummage-rummage

….

God what is that?

lalalalalalala…

>algae<

…mmm…

…..whatwasijust–shit!

*sound of

webbed footfalls;

chair pulled out,

cushion whooping it up*

click-click

Yep. Yep.

Wikipedia says so,

and in Wikipedia we trust.

but as the ladder fish

iThink iPrefer

the term

“gill-able”

©Karen Robiscoe

 

High-Droll Phonics

 
Miracle K
 
phrilled

phrase-sia

blooms in

wormed

“would’s”

lilt of lilies leaps from

tongue

to pen

sometimes back again

furrowed “see’d”

reaps

rose (of) scent-ences

and great composting

piles of

sh*t, too..

(pew!!)

Irrigation comes

from wind spit

since I eau

& a storm surge

>never hurts<

though soil may lay fallow thereafter

(or not)

directional

light bulbs

used in

lieu of solar heating

& surplus bulbs

contrary Mary buries

(strapping students on hippocampus help)

to germinate until Spring…

©Karen Robiscoe

Sinseer

Sword_in_the_Stone

That truth can be

stranger than fiction’s

a saying

but truth is,

–the truth is–

more often mundane,

a hit-the-snooze

clock to

tick-tock the days

–the laundry,

–the errands,

–the bills that you pay…

the truth is, my couth is

much more intact

than verses I’ve written

more fancy than fact

those starry-eyed stanzas

are my “inner” girl

who loved a boy once

in a whole different world

but truth is, that youth

has grown to her own

1st blush yet in mind

to pen rosy poems

the woman I am

is utterly loyal

+20 years plus+

to the very same

boy

(le)

& truth is, that truth is

buy the book!

(boring)

my cooking job, too

would leave readers snoring

and that’s mostly* why

I wander my mind

to rifle the boxes

the truth left behind.

©Karen Robiscoe

*95%

5% = nunya