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Dogma Chasing Karma

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my life was full of

karma bugs,

from my skull cap,

to my Ugghs

–picked ‘em up while sowing fields–

–aided by a turning wheel–

–seeded for a karmic yield–

and though a few

came out in wash,

the rest of ‘em I could not squash.

 

I swatted some

up in the air,

alas, a lot came

down from there

–falling to the bed I’d made–

–next to which I sometimes prayed–

–petitioning a sunny day–

and since my chickens

roosted there,

I let them be

as Nature’s

fare.

 

Foregoing swat,

I tried by fist,

throwing down,

but could not squish

–even one when fingers spread–

–casting 3 back at my head–

–index hanging like a thread–

pointing out my

trebled blame,

my harvest

in this karmic game.

 

And recognizing

game afoot,

I realized to

fight’s no good

–and “going there”, I came around–

–at which point, all bugs came down–

–no longer bane, but new friends found–

a crop of opps

I reaped that day,

on b’itchy back

was karmic pay.

©Karen Robiscoe

daily prompt: karma

 

…and “L” is for LaVerne

hassenpfeffer 
schlemiel
sticks.

–it stones like bricks–

to fellas less than graceful

no pie

for guy

he’ll trip is why

no bites, but wear a faceful

–schlemiel tickets

for the thick

it’s critical appraisal…
 
 
schlimazel tough

to be

agreed

the meaning quite precise

a lucky lad

just mostly bad

I like to be concise

he’s apt to be

in range of the

flying pastry pies…

Hasenpfeffer’s

so much better

unless you are a hare

a peppered pot

is what you’ve got

–the rabbit cooking

~rare~

©Karen Robiscoe

 

 

 

 

Stop Watch

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

Q: Alice Little why’d

you wander

after rabbit

falling under

lepas lure

was it wonder

or waistcoat watch

that led you yonder?

 

A: Neither, nor

I tell you plainly

led me forth

it was mainly

rabbit feet

I find them dainty

besides the fact

they’re lucky—ain’t they?

 

Q: And when below

you quaffed in quarts

abandoned potions

cakes, and tortes

growing tall

and shrinking short

was that prudent

before Queen’s court?

 

A: I must agree

my judgment failed

when aromas

nose assailed

delightful scents

made senses bail

–excepting cakes

they proved quite stale…

 

Q: and what about

Mad Hatter’s fest

that you attended

on your quest

empty-handed

was that best

from uninvited

party guest?

 

A: In retrospect

I should have skipped

the gathering

or brought some dip

but in defense

my ass was kicked

from all that happened

on my trip.

©Karen Robiscoe

daily prompt: interview your favorite fictional character

TKO

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I’ve left my brain

–logically speaking—

in a lurch

my write brain

overloaded

scrambling

ambidextrous in the aftermath

(thank God math’s over)

so

I

seduced

induced

created a mock-up mind

smoke, mirrors

(so status quo)

and hot air

(for that must-have popcorn popper)

kinda like a pontoon that isn’t fully inflated

(it won’t win any Stanley cups)

and like any jerried Rig, there are

…ahh

deficiencies

mutations

complications…

cortical bridge overwhelmed by

bawling

bellowing

billowing boat

that plays havoc with recall

and port to port cargo

(I ship you not)

©Karen Robiscoe

Legume-Ade: 5 ¢

peanuts

The Peanuts gang

was kinda nuts…

no doubt about it,

no ifs or buts–

–had issues, tissues

couldn’t clean,

just think of

Pig Pen’s constant mien.

peanuts

That kid was filthy!

(trailer trash)

parents poor,

and strapped for cash—

no running water

where he dwelled,

a sty in eye–

a guy who smelled.

peanutsConsider next

the Linus fellow,

toted blanket

–belly yellow,

and educated though

he was–

he covered this,

in flannel fuzz.

peanutsIt’s sure his sister

was no help,

in ridding bro’

of pilly pelt,

that Lucy chick

was thwarted, really,

aborting field goals

willy-nilly.

peanuts

Casting Charles

as chump anointed,

to crash to grass

at kick-off point,

and play the fool

–a role he knew

at school that red-head,

dissed him, too.

peanutsNot Patty—sweet

she was on Chuck,

ostensibly

‘cause WTF?

was up with “Sir”

and gravelled tone–

–no candy cane

to call her own.

peanutsYes, only mutt

lived high on hog,

a Woodstock fan

–was rockin’ dog.

Painting worlds

and flying loops,

’round Baron Red

did beagle: Snoops.

©Karen Robiscoe

The Back Story

Jack_and_Jill
Jill and Jack

were unskilled hikers,

were in fact

yuppie bikers,

got off track

ascending pike–

–near giant crack in mountainside…

Jack fell down and wounded pride…

couldn’t stop his giant slide–

–descending hill on bum,

he bit it,

cussing dust

as hard

he hit it,

beyond all pail

was spew he spit–

–it proved to be his epitaph…

as crown he wore was spiky hat…

and shifted from his brow to back…

piercing spine–

–of life he lost it

on curs’ry climb

passed farm—

he bought it,

no nurse nearby

to tally cost,

before applying tourniquet…

the only way to check the jets…

of blu’ish blood that Jackie bled–

–and now Jill’s

forced to tend the daisies,

left behind but when it’s rainy,

she declines because she’s lazy–

–and absents self for reasons Jillion

not least of which

is brand-new pillion.

biker_chick

©Karen Robiscoe

Prose & Chauns

leprechaunguin

It’s not that odd

to write a poem

on this day of Saints,

feeling keen—in my green

fluorescent body paint…

 

It’s just that God

is never home

–but below pickin’ clover,

$ making bail $

for wayward “Gaels”

the CHP pulled over…

 ♣ 

The silly sods

they shouldn’t roam!

Though alibis abound…

as rev’lers will

downplay their swill

to save a trip downtown…

  ♣

They’ll holler fraud!

They’ll blame the broad!

They’ll fault their buddy Sean…

to drastic measure

> leaps a leper <

shirking off his Chaun…

 

©Karen Robiscoe