Tag Archives: humor

Ver-Knack Knack…Who’s there?

 
so totes!
YOLO, MOFO

& since spirituality

is the true religion

I need you to share if you agree…
 

Agree that

1 share = 1 LIKE

for the fight against:

ignorance,

hypocrisy,

oppression,

ALL CAPS,

&

Big Brother,

and brother, you are some kind of commie if you don’t.

Only kidding

(JK!)

laugh out loud without smiling at all,

my friend

(?)

keeping in mind

“you should be writing!”

and that:

“books are for reading–not faces”

*said no one ever *

and that only in Norway

can you attend college free of charge

Yet only in America

is chocolate actually a salad

(meme for meme, a better trade-off)

Whereas only in the World

does its most exciting man abstain from drinking, occasionally

but when he does imbibe

–when he does–

shit howdy,

!

Let’s just say, he shouldn’t be on facebook

he never clicks on even one cancer survivor’s story

not one!

proving what an a**hole he well & truly is

…when he is, of course, being an a**hole….
 

Glass-es-Self-Correcting

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER 
I’ve installed

prescription windows.

(2)
 
 
On a bridge,

It seemed the perfect place…
 
 
Linked by cortical sill,

whenever I go to h↑gh altitudes

my nose bleeds,

and I have epiphanies!

Hold up.

Eye wanna be precise:

Lots of epiphanies,

whereas at sea-level—
 
 
(lol…See level)

*Lots of Love*

(Cee level)
 
 
—Neither of these views jibe,

doubling my vision

& crossing it.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Route-her

 
 
mile in my shoes
 
It was the Wednesday period of my Life

all hill & no hump,

and donning pseudo blue shoes

(actually huarache sandals)

I re-booted my

Maid for walking.
 
 

Employed more cowbell

as X Factor indicated…

incidentally

and by happy happenstance,

remixing that Windows log-on sound.

©Karen Robiscoe

 
 

Taste Buddies

 

mm_tastyDeath is umami

a crunchy feeder fish

you eat whole

skeleton and all

(you might pinch your nostrils)

but the skeleton lends a depth missing before…

Love is fresh fruit

dribbly, bitten strawberry

green apple right off the tree

imparting complex energy sub

lime

& lemon

bright

Malevolence is brined

an oversalted jerk

(sauce)

for tooth-breaking brisket that simmers in crack pots

Regret is sweet.

Sweet like dried peaches,

it pleases at first, but man.

That suckass sulfur aftertaste.

Rage is wasabi awesome

clearing the sinuses

but ultimately cheap hot-sauce bad

> coming and going <

And Phoniness

well, phoniness

that’s any processed food—

crème-filled & cancerous.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

the hUman zoO

 
social_newtworking
 
I: log on

—lose 1 dimension

&_link
 

look &

* enter *

(use 2 endviews)

sentient, I

LIKE

COMMENT

SHARE

thumbing the widgets

regarding exhibits

a,

b

c &

2D-digit-mensional

Too-DPI-dreamlike

Too delusively ersatz

4 id’juts

(like me)

whereas the action is not.

(a)—Human·is Corruptus

candid and caught in action

(b)—Human·is Unkindus

simulating real-life situations

they look the other way

for personal CTA

(c)—Human·is Unsoundus

without volume

&

without speaker

some ♥

this unnatural

but I need jams!

(d) side it’s Humanity

shudder & disregard

> iDisregard <

knocking on

doors more

3-D…

©Karen Robiscoe