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Cue Anna (randoms)

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church vandal = saboteur

 

bad brand of pacemaker = im pulse

 

spore radical = intermittent germ warfare

 

vicious purse pooch = hairy carry?

 

bitch cat = female cat

 

asshole cat= male cat? No sire…

 

he had 4 ears. It was eerie.

 

pistachios and shitake mushrooms = crappy food combo? Or spot on peu-peu platter? You decide.

 

how many people live in Minnesota?  A small pop.

 

kneedless—when bursae aren’t important

 

she was educated—to a degree

Off the Wall (like Humpty Dumpty–but different!)

warhol

if Warhol were to paint today

he’d render Ramen noodles

since Asia Tops

the creamed egg drop

and all that’s factory utile

 

he’d print a screen

of fb stream

and sequence all these freezes

as we already

ponder heady

nuances of pizza

 

he’d call it art

(before the fart)

and we’d think he’s the sh*t

he’d justify

our lust for flies

in soup a little bit.