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New Jacket

Note: this is a poem I posted before. As I sift through a couple years worth of files, I am noticing how many poems have *pOOf* disappeared here, and I heartily recommend all fellow bloggers keep multiple copies of their work–as I myself do.

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

a barker at market

marketing parkas

told me to park it

beneath his marquee…

Remarking my burqa

was yesterday’s jerkin

and hurtin’ for certain

the way I’m perceived…

Shaking out tunic

in shaking down movement

he barked that most sheiks

are taken with frayed

–fringes and edges

as long as alleged

unraveling hems

are finest of suede…

Then trading my jacket

in bartering racket

before I could counter

my coat was replaced,

by fast talking honcho

hawking pseudo-suede ponchos

to passing by pawns

showing poor fashion taste.

©Karen Robiscoe

7th Heaven

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

If 1 Day

is Monday

that’s never 2sday,

and Wednesday

> though midway <

lost 3 in translate.

while Thursday

which sounds trey

is really the 4th

—not Friday

(a free-day)

since that’s 5th

of course.

The 6th day

that sits way

—down in the week

is all about sitting

and “past tense” in speak.

And Son-day

is fund day

for God’s favorite sun,

who pulls triple-duty

returning to 1.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Quitter Quotes

white flag

how many ways

can you throw in the towel?

~wave a white flag~

/ call the ball foul /

ca$h in your chip$

(call it a day)

how many ways are there

out there to say:

↑ hey, uncle ↓

(gone  AWOL)

<now left in the lurch>

* for giving up ship *

–& calling off search–

(to cop out & opt out)

† of state, law, & church? †

~to shy from~

/ resign from /

¡ t0 f0rfeit !

2 cede…

how many ways

does one really need?

* since powder *

once taken

~can come after wash~

<your hands>

of the lot

(of it)

with terry-cloth tossed.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Woodburning

 

She had a parting of the ways

with her houseplants

—a falling out.

it bore no rePeating …

& she kicKed them out

—succulents, first.

everyone secretly hates succulents,

and in that regard, she was no different from anyone else…

creepy shop o’ horrors plant

and not even attractive

the plant for the:

I am too lame to have a houseplant plant-owner

Released to the wild, these plants were free!

Both deprived and granted rooTs,

it was their inability to ambulate that spelled disaster

since cities limit Trees.

 ©Karen Robiscoe

Secret Pach

Charron's Chatter for funny writingSalvaged Mammoths melt

in Stoli rocks

*frozen *

in Simple Red buckets

DNA-licious

and Tusk plays in the background, naturally

until frosted glasses spill

rehydrated Mastadon,

and who knew to try that?

Who deemed it expedient?

(you might wonder)

but to Hell with inquiring minds.

The quest for a heftier, emotional

stonewall to surplus elephants resumes.

Since tamed elephants

in Zoo conditions

live afraid, but still  stampede

They still fell baby birds…

and Crush irreplaceable Mice.

while Mammoths, on the other hand,

remember

overall impact

longer.

Should it matter that critical

Genomes have been lost?

Should that factor in?

Splicing spooked elephant genes

with Mastadon ice cubes

> seems iffy <

The irreplaceable

Pocket Pet remains

immorally slain, and can

the Dead transcend the Extinct?

It seems impossible.

But Mice have Electric Tales, now,

and Russians scavenge deeper with ice picks

—so prehistoric order could set in.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Event Horizon

spaghettiyou can invite God to dinner

>don’t be shy<

you really can!

just jump over to the moon

& moon jack–

it (when no one’s walking, naturally)

grabbing a subsequent

& nearby wormhole

to the Northside

that’d be upper North, you know

to drop an

rsVP

before re-entering the atmosphere on the quick

(bring ice cubes for this)

but be sure to Dipper a Big

ole ladle

of marinated night en route

(from the firmament section of your Cosmos)

then ditch the Soup, to

swirl in

enough jet streams

for spaghettification for 2

(go ahead & add x’try

’cause you never know)

topping the lot of that

with the to-go

mOOn

(best when its full)

then find a mesa

check your fascia

& add

a handful of stars

(to garnish)

flicking away any

residual flys

(on the DL)

©Karen Robiscoe