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Off the Wall (like Humpty Dumpty–but different!)

warhol

if Warhol were to paint today

he’d render Ramen noodles

since Asia Tops

the creamed egg drop

and all that’s factory utile

 

he’d print a screen

of fb stream

and sequence all these freezes

as we already

ponder heady

nuances of pizza

 

he’d call it art

(before the fart)

and we’d think he’s the sh*t

he’d justify

our lust for flies

in soup a little bit.

 

A.K.A. Randoms

 

adoption: option to add one

 

hear about the jilted bride? her wedding went off without a hitch

 

Heads up: this tongue in cheek verse will blow your mind

 

when is a lime a pair? when there are 2 of them

when is a lime a pare? when it’s a’peeling

when is a lime au pair? when it’s a British nanny

 

Hall of Flame = where ex-lovers live

 

badly thought out body art = urban scrawl

dew bag = buttercup

deuce bag = mutt mitt

douche bag = poorly constructed boda bag

 

meme – all about me me (me)

 

slimey smiley <<same graphemes a coincidence?

 

8 is Enough

Blue_godmother
 
you 2

can celebrate

the 1 god
 
 
 
a 3-some

so holy

it be 4 Noble Truths

astride 4 apocalyptic horses

–found in the Torah’s 5 books—

avoiding the

sick

6th

sic

mistake

of

devil worship

filling 7 bowls

with 7

wrathful grapes

pips included

prior to embarking

on that ∞ ly folded

path to redemption

* ticks off fingers *

well, folded

at least

8x,

I was

never good

at math….

©Karen Robiscoe