“sailing solution “

shore-free relief for most every type of
“i”
“sailing solution “

shore-free relief for most every type of
“i”
Curly Q’zzz…
have a greater than 3 heart
& hug with double-brackets…
when U smile, Colon, please go 2 D
LOL
& when U frown,
no squiggled brow…
if U can do this
before the M dash is suffixed
with a #
there is a Y
U can enclose
in that X-tra set of parentheses….

Maybe we are in hell already.
Think about it.
Surrounded by a river
of lifeless faces
all screaming for attention
…
Impossible to talk to the boss–
Maybe the only people
going to heaven
are off grid
…
or, you know…
on My Space.
©Karen Robiscoe
An Interlude
on Internet
is Interim
of Inner fret
a stunted
pinhead
Interact
a
sightless
soundless
bunch of crap
a call to space
that’s missing
eyes
too much face
in Urls & Guise…
©Karen Robiscoe

Internettin’
leaves me frettin’
gettin’ nuthin for my woes…
‘Hoped my little
rhymes & riddles
would tittle—
late, but no.
Spending lots
of time & thought
is not enough for audits
—bangin’ elbows
strokin’ blowholes
goes along
with plaudits…
Next recourse
is shooting horse
all puns of course
—intended.
Now that’s said
it’s cleared my head
My dread therefore
expended.
©Karen Robiscoe
I do not like
j-Pegs in Spam
I do not like them,
Selfie Cam.

Would you like them
with a link?
would you click them
from an inc.?

I would not like them
in a link
I would not click them
from an inc.
I won’t download
to Pad or Pod
I do not like j-Pegs,
by God.

Would you like them
in cartoon?
Would you like them
then or soon?

I do not like them
in cartoon.
I do not like them
then or soon.
I do not like them
live or canned
I do not like them,
Selfie Cam.

would you like them
with an ad?
would you follow
trending fad?
I do not like them
in an ad
I would not follow
trending fad.

would you,
could you
click a BOGO?
click it! click it!
remember YOLO!

I would not,
could not
click a BOGO,
I would not
could not
because of YOLO,
I think that
most attachments stink
now leave me be,
that I might think!

You may like them
if you try
you may like
to waste your time…

I would not
could not
click a link
I would not
could not
from an inc.
I do not like them
in cartoon
I do not like them
then or soon
I do not like them
in an ad
I do not like
a trending fad,
I do not like them
with BOGO
I do not like them
last YOLO
I do not like
J-pegs in Spam,
I do not like them,
Selfie cam.

©Karen Robiscoe