Birth

when U R Born you’re brand new…a newb…a newbie, and not a new-d, even if technically U R nudie, but U don’t have those tendencies yet. Wait, though, cause then life happens and does a number on that letter…that newb loses its new and becomes just b.

b that—as the years continue to pass–flips around to d, & U seem the same on the outside:

U ÷ flip = U

but not really. Here is the algebra to back that up:

newb(life – new) ÷ flip = d

Death

& U R old…O so old…an ol-d. Not ol-b, though, because then U would just b cheese without vision.

Resi-doodle = Cheetos grit on fingertips

yuck-a-mole = guacamole-like product at Taco Bell.

Toxic Hell = Taco Bell

PC = Pandora’s Box

BFDA = Monsanto’s BF’s

BFBI = BF in FBI

sheeple = mob (mentality)

Hippo-critter = A person whose view adjusts according to private or public arena. In context: “The now famous remark about the worthless 47% shows Mitt Romney as the Hippo-critter he is.”

bore-tender = host of any large group of people. May or may not involve alcohol.

internet = expanding dislike to the global level

writer of yore = introvert; learned; imaginative; studious

writer of today = computer owner

LOLSD = Laughing out loud…and tripping!

network account = no accountability (or) NA = NA…further: Na-na-na-na-boo-boo

Chicken & Egg: polluted in the head by computer—polluted in the computer by the head

NFL Refs = No Fair Looking; Not For Long; No Fair Laughing

Zuckerberg Fun Fact: breaks down to Sugar Mountain in German (“zucker” being sugar, and “berg” being mountain) Whaddayaknow. We can all stay on Sugar Mountain forever.