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NOW that’s Random

January 6, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 9 Comments

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

♦ if you live in the NOW—you OWN it. You’ve WON ♦

 

somehow, the organic produce I buy at Trader Joes seems more organic than the organic produce I buy at Vons

 

I was so broke this Christmas, I decorated a car pine freshener instead of a tree

 

I shrink wrapped my wagon with the Charron’s Chatter logo,
but it’s too soon to know if that’ll ad-vans my car-eer.

 

♦ whoever invented the washing machine was a genius…
whoever invented dry cleaning, smarter still ♦

 

♦ is obsessive tidying really a disorder? ♦

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 

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Over 8 Randoms

December 28, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 5 Comments

 

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Q: when is 4 ½?

A: over eight

 

prediction: 140 characters or less will attend the funeral of Twitter founder.

 

Q: why did Santa kill Rudolf?

A: He over-eight….

 

Taylor Swift sings: If I Die Young, Bury Me in Satin,

which is far more popular than Taylor Slow‘s song: If I Die Old, Bury Me in Burlap

 

Mark Zuckerberg invented a locker-room way to remain on Sugar Mountain forever.

 

Interesting Gates called his creation Windows…

 

Q: Is a phone number phat, if it over eight?

 

Interesting Jobs made so many jobs obsolete….

 

pre-wedding jitters = giddy-up for your hitch

 

Q: Be-nign fat?

A: It over-eight…

 

if your work generates no income, can it be taxing?

 

Q: Infinite such questions would be?

A: over-eight-ed…

 

infinite love

 

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AKA Randoms

December 20, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 3 Comments

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 

Spelling is important!
A man in a uniform is more attractive than a man in a unicorn.

 

LKF: tummies are small—bellies huge!

 

nemissary = a person that comes bearing bad tidings instead of glad

 

coo’stick = guitar riff that’s dove lovely

 

smuth-a-cate = how some relationships are

 

best writing tip: if it bores you to edit it/write it/read it—so is your reader

 

if your hair stands on end, that’s like a hair ovation….

 

robes are pretty important. They named a whole ward after them.

 

twitterbug = serial tweeter

 

The original champagne-from-a-shoe girl, Cinderella’s glass slipper was half full

 

Santa’s itinerary: Yule Log

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 

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Super Randoms

December 8, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 2 Comments

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

if you think about it, making the sign of the cross is kinda like Catholic gang symbols…

 

subterfuge, done correctly, is sublte-fuge, really…

 

wouldn’t it be funny if folk singers sang as inarticulately as rock stars—and vica versa?

 

rent-aissance = a temporary–and pricey–reawakening

 

emergency context = semantics to employ in case of emergency
(“oh f**k!”  <<for example)

 

super = out of sight 

superb = really, really out of sight 

supers = out on site

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 
 

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Repurposing Randoms

November 24, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 7 Comments

 

Earing Problem

all things being equilibrium,

Van_Gogh__Self_Portrait_with_Bandaged_Ear

 you can’t go homeostasis…

 

♦ If you do something ofTEN, you’ve done it at least TEN times ♦

 

ONE-der-ful = an especially unique person

 

icon-tact = avatar etiquette

 

♦ fashion frames =optical illusion ♦

 

Macademia Nuts = for when you want to MAC on DEM nuts

 
 

2 water bottles = refreshing beverage + back-up

Charrons Chatter dba Karen Robiscoe or whatevs

or…fish scuba tanks

 
 

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Mr. Ed’s Randoms

November 11, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 5 Comments

 

 Karen Robiscoe dba Charron's Chatter

Par-a-dice = Vegas

 

access of evil = government

 

add-iting = the reverse of ed-iting

 

♣ The Irish grapevine is prolly the healthiest in the world, second only to Italy ♣

 

♦ Maybe someone should print a dyslexic dictionary.
Spell all the words backward, and give those poor sdratsab a kaerb ♦

 

♠ He was an ass, butt whole in that sense ♠

If you’re the horse’s head of a horse costume,

who’s in charge of your business?

alternatively, if you’re the business end of a horse costume

are you heading up the horse’s ass?

Charrons Chatter dba Karen Robiscoe

How about a whore’s costume?

 
 

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Randoms WPM

October 28, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 9 Comments

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 

Q: Is it a Freudian Typo when you hit the frownie parentheses curve

instead of the smiley parentheses curve?

 

♦ drama school = class act ♦

 

♦ whim-bo = where I live ♦

 

♦ o-blog-ations = cyber duties ♦

 

The uncertain speaker was soaked in the rainstorm.

He just couldn’t decide between his er…ahh…or um…brella!!

 

Is shortening just marginalized butter?

 

can you sketch a shower—if you draw a bath?

 

if someone pulls a gun on you, it’s best not to push it…

 

throw someone under a BUSS = kiss ’em!!

 

 
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