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NOW that’s Random

January 6, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 9 Comments

 
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♦ if you live in the NOW—you OWN it. You’ve WON ♦

 

somehow, the organic produce I buy at Trader Joes seems more organic than the organic produce I buy at Vons

 

I was so broke this Christmas, I decorated a car pine freshener instead of a tree

 

I shrink wrapped my wagon with the Charron’s Chatter logo,
but it’s too soon to know if that’ll ad-vans my car-eer.

 

♦ whoever invented the washing machine was a genius…
whoever invented dry cleaning, smarter still ♦

 

♦ is obsessive tidying really a disorder? ♦

 
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Over 8 Randoms

December 28, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 5 Comments

 

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Q: when is 4 ½?

A: over eight

 

prediction: 140 characters or less will attend the funeral of Twitter founder.

 

Q: why did Santa kill Rudolf?

A: He over-eight….

 

Taylor Swift sings: If I Die Young, Bury Me in Satin,

which is far more popular than Taylor Slow‘s song: If I Die Old, Bury Me in Burlap

 

Mark Zuckerberg invented a locker-room way to remain on Sugar Mountain forever.

 

Interesting Gates called his creation Windows…

 

Q: Is a phone number phat, if it over eight?

 

Interesting Jobs made so many jobs obsolete….

 

pre-wedding jitters = giddy-up for your hitch

 

Q: Be-nign fat?

A: It over-eight…

 

if your work generates no income, can it be taxing?

 

Q: Infinite such questions would be?

A: over-eight-ed…

 

infinite love

 

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AKA Randoms

December 20, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 3 Comments

 
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER
 

Spelling is important!
A man in a uniform is more attractive than a man in a unicorn.

 

LKF: tummies are small—bellies huge!

 

nemissary = a person that comes bearing bad tidings instead of glad

 

coo’stick = guitar riff that’s dove lovely

 

smuth-a-cate = how some relationships are

 

best writing tip: if it bores you to edit it/write it/read it—so is your reader

 

if your hair stands on end, that’s like a hair ovation….

 

robes are pretty important. They named a whole ward after them.

 

twitterbug = serial tweeter

 

The original champagne-from-a-shoe girl, Cinderella’s glass slipper was half full

 

Santa’s itinerary: Yule Log

 
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Random Vices

September 18, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 14 Comments

 
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♦ electronic cigarettes – when you’re not really blowing smoke ♦

 

I am so embed with the networks, I could not begin to physically dump them if I tried…

 

the roll of hemp is doobie-us

 

♦ the movie was so bad, the usher’s directive to enjoy it would have been better said: endure it ♦

 

♦ Medusa dandruff = purses ♦

 

♦ My story has been accepted but not yet published. You could say it’s between a Nook & a Hard Place ♦

 

♦ decaffeinated coffee – to not sober you up after you drink not alcoholic beer ♦

 
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Geekish Randoms

June 20, 2013 by Charron's Chatter 20 Comments

 
 

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ERGGG-onomic chair—putting the ouch in my ass since it lost its last wheel.

 

♦ when you get old enough, you start appending ½ and ¾ to your age again ♦

 

prostitutes = more bang for your buck

 

♦ Greek Gods must have had a hella good gym to look so ripped ♦

 

Orwellian =  Oh wellian…

 

♦ it’s hard to showboat up shit’s creek ♦

 

Born Again Buddhist = Deja Vudist

 
 
 

Prah-greS

♦ Pretty soon spelling bees will become spell-check bees ♦

 

♦ instead of an emergency phone call in jail

you’ll get an emergency text option ♦

 

They’ll re-invent the TV dinner, and dub it the “Monitor meal”

 

The new pocket pet will be your computer mouse

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