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Ledger’s Margins

 
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Exchanging my edge

–I live on a ledge–

head in the clouds all the while,

 
 

bridges are threads

~ desire & dread ~

a tapestry woven for miles.

 
 

Method I use,

> enabling ruse <

to balance my break from the crowd–

 
 

–view what I choose

↑exaggerate Muse↓

to those who live life un-Aloud.

©Karen Robiscoe

 
 

After-words

 
Lil red reaper
 
Little Read Writing Hood

–wrote a lot

it did her good

writing of a day gone by

explaining
 
 
why

she lost the guy,

and how a maiden

mostly good

would trade her halo

for a Hood……

a cowl that without a priest,

is frightening—to say the least

since only creeps

will hide a face,

that reaps the spoils of human race,

writing off, with little trace

–beyond a page

in formless Book

that predates Kindle,

E, and Nook

and reads like fiction

–saving grave

>epilogue<

on Final page.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Puttin’ on the Dog

 

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

a barker at market

marketing parkas

told me to park it

beneath his marquee…

Remarking my burqa

was yesterday’s jerkin

and hurtin’ for certain

the way I’m perceived…

Shaking out tunic

in shaking down movement

he barked that most sheiks

are taken with frayed

–fringes and edges

as long as alleged

unraveling hems

are finest of suede…

Then trading my jacket

in bartering racket

before I could counter

my coat was replaced,

by fast talking honcho

hawking pseudo-suede ponchos

to passing by pawns

showing poor fashion taste.

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Pan’s Posture


 
U can’t get mad at faeries,

especially demon faeries,

it isn’t good for anyone concerned…

no, never.
 
 
It’s not as if it’s the demon faerie’s fault.

Luci in the Skiff with Demons

assigns as she will

an’ that’s all there is to it,

particularly if a faerie gets the business end of the Pitch’

(the big Pitch)

as the 8th circle

as residence

is an eternal ass pain

& makes one quite sidewise, for all the precognition, cheap knock-offs, and flattery

as anyone in the 7th circle has already told you, I’m sensing

Q: when are 2 circles 1, yet infinite, and still only part of 9?

A: see Dante…
 
 
It isn’t as if a demon faerie doesn’t do good while she’s here, too,

along with the requisite # of shenanigans

–spritely activities to spite that Pitchy Bitches intent–

but the end justifies,

doesn’t it?

well, maybe
 
 
But you can’t look for nobility in demons.

You can appreciate the extreme duality a hybrid represents, however.

chiefly 1 on 1

since 2x the trinity

is 6, and—well, you see where I’m going with this

>not in Bedrock, anymore<

to Hellywood & Back because that’s beside the *points*….

Y the number of people

inspired

guided

and brought together by a demon faerie can be profound

–to an outside observer.

Not the demon faerie, though.

Not to brag, but I set the bar, here.

Uninspired & posing ways to lose herself.

It’s how it is, was, and must be– it seems–

yes, always.

 ©Karen Robiscoe

Random Wolf Whistles

 

#  #  #  #  #  #  

We call it the hash tag, the pound sign, but never the number symbol–the term & use this chicken generally applies to the tick-tacker.
 
 

a breathtaking beauty, she was asthmatic

 

a real knockout, she had a fine left jab

 

the belle of the ball, she was a ringer for my last girlfriend

 

built like a brick house, she was no easy lay

 

an unparalleled looker, Eileen put me off-balance

 
 

If you want to feel better about being too broke to vacation, watch Poseidon or Jaws

my restless legs kept me tossing & turning all night. Some knee aches can do that.

 
 

cat toes or Gato??

which one is Spanish for kitty?

 

Fight or Flight

How does a hummingbird handle the rain?

and what about bumblebees…

are there ‘brellies

and wellies

to help out these fellies

or without do these pilots complain?

How do pond dwellers deal with a drought?

the tadpoles, the fish, and the skitters…

is there office

to process

the loss of the faucet

and if not what goes on with these critters?

How does a wolf pack recover from fire?

a bear, or a deer, or a moose…

are there builders

with guilders

to refill

the wilderness

replenishing pine tree & spruce?

However it is, these beasties then live,

I’ll wager that this much holds true…

they don’t blame

the rain

or the flame

for their pain

they change tack, since reaction was due.

©Karen Robiscoe