Me and my
British pal
had a fight. . .

downgrading our
friend•ship
to
a
row•boat
Me and my
British pal
had a fight. . .

downgrading our
friend•ship
to
a
row•boat
if you’re out of your mind
–are you on a head trip?

why is your knee joint
a jerk—
but your elbow joint funny?

if you simmer funny bones
–do you get a laughing
stock?

it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to tell you the
definition of skullduggery shouldn’t be
underhanded.

Tired of competing,
Fed-Ex and UPS
merged

Renaming the
new company:
Fed Ups…
🙂

Skating across snow-crusted pavement, water skis banging my elbow, I realized the map had been turned upside down—I was heading into Canada, not Mexico—
Que’so, here’s how it went down:
After eating fa’heatehs,
(1 less than 5)
the
hombre was on fire!

That’s a lot a’ heatahs!
Almost as many
BRR–eatos
as followed
. . .
–to help him
get
chile.
He was her
hieroglyph…

the type
she code
sigh’for…