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the All–Factor(y)

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

They grafted the go-to

right outta roses,

that petal-y perfume

to fill up the noses,

composing hue combos

& padding the posies,

’cause Nature was wanting

they must’a supposes

–to my view

no true coup—

just redefined focus.

  Karen Robiscoe dba Charron's Chatter

They did it to veggies

grew greens grandioses,

they did it to barley

by changing composes,

‘turned beans into beanstalks

without fi-fie-fo’ses,

supplanted nutrition

for bottom line grosses

–to my mind,

not sublime—

just bad GMO’es.

 Karen Robiscoe dbs CHARRON's CHATTER

Like CAFO,

>its feed corn<

and factory-farmed-fishes,

some breeds we don’t need

and border pernicious,

should not be, just ’cause we

find them delicious,

in all ways–I dare say

we’ve outgrown our britches,

–and flour’s

lost its power—

despite Nature’s wishes…

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Turduck…or not Turduck

monster_burger

duck is dandy,

chicken fine,

turkey tasty,

~let’s combine~

the 3

–with dressing!

/ cuttin’ skills /

tho’ some might say

that’s overkill

Chicken Little,

Foghorn, too,

Daffy Duck

would all eschew–

this triple decker

>^^<    like a cat   >^^<

instead suggest

a nice Big Mac,

made from Clara-

-belle bovine!

(fact’ry farmed)

’til killin’ time,

ammonia-dipped

and added to

GMOs!

so good for you

wrapped like hearts

in extra phat

(the end result)

to eating that

stuffed as shirts

of corporate sellah’

–completely free–

of salmonella…

©Karen Robiscoe

prompt: hard to make

Alice who?

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

Not much to offer

I’m light in the coffer–

–but sakes! what a coif I affect…

an updo

~undone~

the bunny-est bun

with

/ tendrils /

to grace my longneck…

It mussed in the gust

(& needs to be brushed)

as a long trail I rushed–

–of white hare…

Consumed with the clockwork

(& random ad-hoc work)

that rabbits-that-talk work–

–can snare…

A clerk for the queen

(who’s light on Brylcreem)

to this end

~and my own~

I’m a runner–

–2 fête without map

(I don’t give a crap)

since rabbitty chap

is a wonder…

                                                                                                                                               ©Karen Robiscoe

 

Duck, Duck, Use

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there’s always

the “person”

to call in a sitch’

the handiest fellow

that helps you to fix,

the dings

on your things

–your notches

and nicks–

a certified

expert

at overt

kibitz,

that mends

all the dents

& make sure

it fits…

But do-it-yourself

is there for the choosing,

since duck tape

is useful

& not that confusing,

a sticky

un-tricky

that

~rolls out~

reducing

the cost

of solutions

& pocketbook

rooting

preserving your ducats

& lessening

looting…

©Karen Robiscoe

prompt: Handy Man

 

Chick Filet

chicken_w_potatoes

in den of war

a wary warden

warmed a chair

for Lizzie Borden

roping watchers

off with Cordon–

–blue

(it was)

& so was Lizzie

course of currents

fried her dizzy

but as for Borden’s

final wishes

Lizzy

axed

4 chicken dishes–

–dicing drums

& clipping wings

she undid truss

by swinging things…

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Bread–as GPS

 
Hansel_and_Gretel_2
 
I am on the wrong side of my Looking Glass,

but at least the characters have changed!

There’s Gretel

that’s me
 
 
without the crummy bread, though

and Hansel

that’s nunya

without GPS, either, and you know he won’t ask directions

and the de rigueur archetype, off course, too

that’s lawless

Good, bad, or Clint Eastwood,

it’s hard to say

witch house

I’ll walk back inside…

if

~any~

©Karen Robiscoe

Just Dessert

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

Pan fry

Angel cake

Flip it once

Double-Bake

Styk it in

A fiery lake

Soak up Spirits

Dry & Shake–

–multitudes

With Halo Flake.

Toss’ta Maker

Down falls fake.

©Karen Robiscoe