Mr. Clean
had a thing
for little 409—
a scrubbing bubble,
made for trouble,
scented lemon-lime.
A Brawny guy
–and just as fly
as paper he promoted
he spiked
her span,
lined her cans,
and on him–number doted.
And all was well,
until she fell,
into kitchen basin…
jammin’ drain
(but cleaning stains)
her heartbeat doubled…racin’..
Would hero–hers,
be Janitor
drummin’ up some business?
or Mr. Bowl
now, oh so old,
to salvage
cleaning citrus?
Neither, nor,
it turned out
—4
–09 had a handle,
on more than grime,
and double-time,
she leveraged self–
from channel.