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June 25, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 2 Comments

 

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diets are over•ate• it

 

ma•new•script = my new story

 

meta4 + meta4 = medit8

 

An animal advocate, he joined the army to become a vet.

 

I wonder if Al Gore’s middle initial is “E”

 

Poor Vicki. Her new boyfriend’s name is Michael.

 

if you win a game of hangman online, you get a hangnail

 

If you win a game of iSpy online, it’s a win/win

 

if you win a game of “spell-check” online, Google auto-fills

 

if you lose a game of “education” online, Google auto-fills 😉

 

if you lose a game of Chess online, you’re a virtual rookie 

 

if you win a game of tic-tac-toe online–

tic-tac-go

you log off!

 

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Randomess

May 2, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

hmm

A sign apologizing for the inconvenience of a computer upgrade
in a dermatologist’s office was as biblical as it was misspelled:
Thanks, for you’re patients…

 

♦ a new red dress can redress much ♦

 

a new address can add•le you initially, until it’s factored in

 

laun•dress = best outfit to wear when hanging clothes outside to dry

 

ma•dras = drunk girls wear these…

 

but•tress = time for a Brazilian

 

breathtaking = yawn-inducing

 

♥ star X lovers = cosmic cockblock ♥

 

Thongday = original spelling of: Monday, it’s now a floating day,
attaching to those days you take it up the ass…

 

wonder bras: putting the jowls & the girls, neck & neck

 

skelly = the new skinny, since it’s about excess skeleton more than excess skin…

 

for phat people, thoughts about their next meal can be all-consuming
for lazy people, these same thoughts are generally more idle

 

😉 Digital Submissions = Twitter Cage liner 😉

Blue_bird_spins

 
 

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the Write Randoms

April 17, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

pinup_girl copy

* pin up girl = voodoo doll *

 

com’roberate = corroborating with a comrade

 

I don’t have a writer’s block when it comes to finishing this series, I have a writer’s grudge.

 

Space shittle = the #2 priority on all space missions
(Space Piddle = why)

 

Mypain headache = a blinding sadness

 

My circulation is so bad, when I die, I’ll be in mint condition.

 

My skin is so thin, I moonlight as an anatomy model…

 

God = the ultimate “Wait til your father gets home”

praying

 

carpel tunnel = side effect of chronic muse-terbation

 

car pool tunnel = best lane to negotiate English Channel—Can use fictional character as passenger

 

carpel tunnel = something lotsa riders have to get through

CHARRONs CHATTER dba Karen Robiscoe

 

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Ongoing Randoms

April 4, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 3 Comments

 

Blogs are good for exercising the writing chops.
It’s like walking the blog. Something you do every day…
2x if you’re a good blog owner…

 

tan•trick sex = getting jiggy with it

 

avatar = thumbful of numbskull

 

“You rock.” the actor said.
“You role.” the stoner replied
& thus the Rock of Ages was born.

 

I wonder if people that post memes touting the lack of ego, and/or
need to get outside are gratified by the traffic this generates..

 

better to be on•jury duty than in•jury duty

 

what the vowel pair said upon meeting: o-HI-o
what the foul pair said upon meeting: o-HELL-o

 

 the chairman = rockin’ role

 

if mummies were prone to somnambulism…
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTERwould they: Sleepwalk like an Egyptian?

 

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Random Q&A

March 20, 2014 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Random Q&A

 

He was such a hack, he cut off his hand
—bit by bit–and typed with stumps…

 

¿can equatorial dwellers be bi-polar?

 

♦ If you’re feeling pettish, and need to get away…
go on a little lam with Mary ♦

 

>> the duck face insures an AFLAC-ted impression…
oh no, Mr. Bill revisited <<

 

♦ personal growth = cancer ♦

 

GH = dip• thong? or G-string…

 

^^^ Mountains = Montana ^^^
—-Big Sky Country = Air-i-Zone-a ?—-

 

Q: why doesn’t retire mean:

(1) put a new tire on the car

(2) fatigue yourself again

(3) change clothes?

retirement plans

Though that 3rd one is a stretch,
so is its actual meanings of: call it quits & go to bed.

 
 
 

Please stop by Yahoo,
and check out my latest Op-ed. A quick read about
beautimous hike trails, it’s “summit” good. 🙂

From Easy to OMG:
3 Hiking Trails in Santa Barbara, California

 

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Random Enough

March 16, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 6 Comments

 

Gretel and Hans

More than a pretty phrase, a beautiful, woman author meets handsome, gentleman author: Mr. Write. They marry on a cliffhanger overlooking the second book, and lead a storybook life–until naming their children Hans and Gretel, of course, witch proved a dangerous path to take. Things got crummy from then on.

 

♠ re-peat rumors = dish dirt ♠

 

♦ no wonder they call the average: mean.  Average people are mean. Sum divided on account ♦

 

† a Dead’s up = when someone calls you to tell you someone has died †

 

🙂 oh hell oh ell = when something’s funny, but sucks also 😦

 

~ Body Language = hidden cues answering hidden qzz ~

 

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Random Wolf Whistles

March 2, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

#  #  #  #  #  #  #  

We call it the hash tag, the pound sign, but never the number symbol–the term & use this chicken generally applies to the tick-tacker.
 
 

a breathtaking beauty, she was asthmatic

 

a real knockout, she had a fine left jab

 

the belle of the ball, she was a ringer for my last girlfriend

 

built like a brick house, she was no easy lay…

 

an unparalleled looker, Eileen put me off-balance

 
 

If you want to feel better about being too broke to vacation, watch Poseidon or Jaws…

my restless legs kept me tossing & turning all night. Some knee aches can do that.

 
 

cat toes or Gato??

which one is Spanish for kitty?

 

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