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Happy New year, everybuddy. :)

Tabby tells

things she shouldn’t

spilling beans

she said she wouldn’t

through sealed lips

she’ll kiss and tell

Tabby is a

n’er do well..

her motor mouth

shoots rapid-fire

dishing dirt

a constant crier

a whistle that forever blows

Tabby keeps you in the know…

She unbags cat

no Schrodinger

and talks such smack

to totes strangers

she chats you up at wait for bus,

but keep an eye

Tab’s dangerous

she’ll toss you under

just because,

so if you want

to keep the peace

don’t tell Tab

she writes the beats

for gossip rags you might avoid,

because of course,

Tab’s a Tabloid.

tabby bloid©Karen Robiscoe

daily prompt: gossips

Common Cents

coins_2

if any-any

thoughts were pennies,

you bet I’d think a lot,

& Sparkletts jars,

would board this bard,

just on second thoughts.

If nickels rained,

for every bane,

that finds itself repeating,

I’d play the slots–

*4-nickel pots*

because I’m kind of greedy.

If dropping dimes,

amassed in time,

I’d gladly be the fodder

with secrets told,

I’d roll like gold–

those dimes until they’re dollars.

Yes, at all costs,

I’d balance books,

and turn clichés around…

with bottom dollar,

& prudence proper,

& pennies for a pound.

©Karen Robiscoe

the Nanny Diaries

pops in

what if Mary Poppins

crashed a different family

on western range

would that then change

the practice of that nanny?

what if that

umbrella’d gal

wafted down in Super Cal

with PABA spoons

and surfing tunes

in place of rhymes banal?

& what if Poppins

also dropped in

amid a brood of outlaws

would Billie’s Kid

contain his Id

with fragilistic chalk draws?

Could spoons of sweet

de-spur his feet

and expial his docious?

would banks keep bucks

and sweeps lose luck

if Poppins

were precocious?

 

 

 

 

Rabbits Can’t Read

book_shelf

Is Dewey•Dismal?

Did Briar•Lie?

about the lay

of future files?

was thicket sticky

like

Dewey’s

digits…

did Briar

lie-cense other

tickets?

the answer’s yes

resoundingly,

since Dewey failed

astoundingly,

a system so

confoundedly–

intricate and full

of sh*t

most everyone

avoided it,

>including<

wily

Briar Rabbit

& thus when

PC age was born,

that Dismal•Dew

was

pulled

from

drawers

–those narrow kind–

too long &

next,

Google You

rerouted

text.

©Karen Robiscoe

Greg’s Year in Review

spoofing Gregorian calendars…

Pot-tea Humor

C’mon in to Never Afters…an “alter” verse alive with laughter…:)