Tag Archives: humor

and that’s why he needed an Ark

 

the sea went missing

way before Moses,

~evaporated~

I supposes,

returning to

a cloudy sky–

–leaving desert

high & dry,

compelling

would-be

could-be

swimmers,

surfers

waders

skinny

dippers,

skiers

sailors

cruise ship

skippers,

to wait for

rainfall

tied in bow-ses,

ahead

of skimmin’

l’eau

with toe-ses.

wave

©Karen Robiscoe

prompt: gone missing

Better Off in the Base-Meant

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the tore-nado hits

when we’re in the

wreck room

 

(playing house)

and though we run

for a portal

it’s sticks!

foregoing

door jamb

–when a gale breaks the glass

(house)

and opting for

the sudden wind-OW

(Toto, too, roofing all over the house like mad)

we make our escape

onto the balcony,

not a shingle second too soon

(so we thought)

until the storm

terr-ace

a new

alcove

©Karen Robiscoe

 

Maid Merry End

mop_and_bucket

when does a “to do” list

become a bucket list,

a “must do this”

but “f*ck that” list…

when “to do”

or “to die”

is today

or to try, lest–

passing years

find ink just

dried grist

a tucked-into-pocket

reason to sigh, since

wish without action

is stuck in the mud, it’s

just up to you

not luck

or a near miss…

©Karen Robiscoe

the 3rd Bird

cntrl F

A pigeon whose bridge is

wire in blue

admires the newsprint

absorbing his poo

warbling his Window

–seat’s truer than true

cooing a moot streak

in doody-ful spew…

while bird who’s invested

in feathering nest is

best at peacocking

and puffing your breast

pretending & mocking

with zeal and zest

as long as this effort

furthers his quest…

but peckers are

wreckers, their

song just affect

an advance in pecking

to subsequent deck

a pat, pretty phrase

you’ve come to expect

a characteristic

they’ve come to perfect

since parrot can praise

but can’t give a feck…

©Karen Robiscoe

do the Math

 

/ divided /

my parts

are greater than holes

~inside~

that find

me

lacking some roles…

(together)

this difference

is sum 1

a↔ part

(that adds up)

2

X

a factor 4

(which multiplied)

2x

by zero

produces→

X’s & O’s

an answer

conclusive…

©Karen Robiscoe

Turduck…or not Turduck

monster_burger

duck is dandy,

chicken fine,

turkey tasty,

~let’s combine~

the 3

–with dressing!

/ cuttin’ skills /

tho’ some might say

that’s overkill

Chicken Little,

Foghorn, too,

Daffy Duck

would all eschew–

this triple decker

>^^<    like a cat   >^^<

instead suggest

a nice Big Mac,

made from Clara-

-belle bovine!

(fact’ry farmed)

’til killin’ time,

ammonia-dipped

and added to

GMOs!

so good for you

wrapped like hearts

in extra phat

(the end result)

to eating that

stuffed as shirts

of corporate sellah’

–completely free–

of salmonella…

©Karen Robiscoe

prompt: hard to make

Alice who?

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

Not much to offer

I’m light in the coffer–

–but sakes! what a coif I affect…

an updo

~undone~

the bunny-est bun

with

/ tendrils /

to grace my longneck…

It mussed in the gust

(& needs to be brushed)

as a long trail I rushed–

–of white hare…

Consumed with the clockwork

(& random ad-hoc work)

that rabbits-that-talk work–

–can snare…

A clerk for the queen

(who’s light on Brylcreem)

to this end

~and my own~

I’m a runner–

–2 fête without map

(I don’t give a crap)

since rabbitty chap

is a wonder…

                                                                                                                                               ©Karen Robiscoe