Tag Archives: humor

We’re Ships

steamer_ship

relation-ships

are no regatta

such parades

require lotta

boats on bays

I reference

–not a–

mob

but

dates,

in this sonata…

a ship of 2

say—me & you

exchanging

duties

thru & thru

no captain

serf

just 1 big crew

no warring

wor-ship

equal sloops

–since ships

that don’t keep balance right

will bumper bergs that hide in night

and likely sink

twixt

black

&

white.

©Karen Robiscoe

Division Bells

Red_phone

I will not answer

ringing phones

–milestones

to tell me

someone’s born

or someone’s died

someone’s going thru hell–

see: I’ve gone

that route

I’ve talked that line

I’ve keened I’ve wailed I’ve wept

to what reprise

to what recourse

to what endured effect?

No, keep your phones

your

milling

stones…

–your drama far from me

then at Depart

I’ll have head start

on aching memory.

©Karen Robiscoe

Beat Poet

drumroll

a woeful

wrote-ee

doling drums

fashioned

kit

of

hidden

puns

solos

sad

but

still

begun

and

ennui

saw

in

setting

sun

upon

apath

of

tedium

ma-laising

down

those

beats

on stage–

–that rueful

roadie

rocked

the

page.

©Karen Robiscoe

(windows) 7th Inning Stretch

I was watching the game the other day on TV, and come time for the seventh inning stretch, well, you could’a heard a pin drop. Where were all the back-up singers? Where were the reedy (slightly inebriated) voices of game-goers lifted in good-time conviviality? I speculated…..

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

 Time to take out my iPhone,

Time to check my eEEEee-mail!

If I want peanuts

or crackerjack–

I’ll order online,

a drone drops off my snack!

Now, it’s root

root root

for some plastic

a drone don’t take dollars or sense!

and

it’s

8, 9, 10

bucks for dogs

—extra for condiments!

iStretch

O s-a-a-y did you see?

The newsfeed in the newsfeed

what so freeee-quently ran

was that Grumpy Cat streaming…

whose broad gripes

and bad mood

helps us know what is rude

and whose well-captioned mug

gist is generally: daf-u-u-h-q

But he prompts us to share!

to show we

are

so

there!

and that w-e-e-e get the joke

like the rest of the folk’

O say does that graphic

come with a-a-a-a-a Tr-o-o-o-jan

to copy strokes of k-e-e-y

that some spammer will save.

¢Karen

Random Games

 

nine

diets are over•ate• it

 

ma•new•script = my new story

 

meta4 + meta4 = medit8

 

An animal advocate, he joined the army to become a vet.

 

I wonder if Al Gore’s middle initial is “E”

 

Poor Vicki. Her new boyfriend’s name is Michael.

 

if you win a game of hangman online, you get a hangnail

 

If you win a game of iSpy online, it’s a win/win

 

if you win a game of “spell-check” online, Google auto-fills

 

if you lose a game of “education” online, Google auto-fills 😉

 

if you lose a game of Chess online, you’re a virtual rookie 

 

if you win a game of tic-tac-toe online–

tic-tac-go

you log off!

 

High-Droll Phonics

 
Miracle K
 
phrilled

phrase-sia

blooms in

wormed

“would’s”

lilt of lilies leaps from

tongue

to pen

sometimes back again

furrowed “see’d”

reaps

rose (of) scent-ences

and great composting

piles of

sh*t, too..

(pew!!)

Irrigation comes

from wind spit

since I eau

& a storm surge

>never hurts<

though soil may lay fallow thereafter

(or not)

directional

light bulbs

used in

lieu of solar heating

& surplus bulbs

contrary Mary buries

(strapping students on hippocampus help)

to germinate until Spring…

©Karen Robiscoe