March 29, 2014 
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♦ riddlin’ = cures ADD ♦
♦ ass-burn = makes you forget about that headache ♦
♦ sugar pills = treats PMS symptoms ♦
♦ MyDell = good for bleating ♦
♦ Ad-ville = ibuprofen ads in Farmville ♦
♦ Ny-quil = aids with nighttime notations ♦
♦ Antacid = helps identify relative’s ass in a line up ♦
♦ pen-i-sellin’ = improves a writer’s income ♦
♦ tetracycling = physical therapy for schizophrenics ♦
♦ rubbing alcohol = topical solution for spilling drink ♦
March 21, 2014 6 Comments
Bill the Guy
& Al the Spry–
met Vera and Jasmine…
*On the fly*
when very high
as high as high has been…
Al was quick
as Jack the Thick
who once was known as Nimble,
till rusted box top
failed to pop
and head-crack made Jack simple…
–Even so–
that hefty blow
served them in good stead…
since Jasmine needed
nimble feet
and both liked active men…
Bill could play
the hoops all day
no Bill was never Bored…
he moved his bike
& grooved his hike
Bill brought a bong to shore…
Al could pack’a
mean backpack
and climb an Alp like bear—
with Lederhose
and iPod Bose
Al bypassed steppes for stairs!
Vera, too,
had much to do
with everything extreme…
she dove from planes
and surfed on trains
no terra firma mien…
Jasmine knit
* a little bit *
but Jasmine was a dancer…
in dress of red
to Grateful Dead
she was a necromancer…
With wicked moves
each time she grooved,
her fingers just like fans…
dancing jig
with Vera chick
and Vera-table Jazz hands
so when police
enforcing peace
shut them down for noise
Bill the Guy
and Al the spry
had Al-ibi of choice…
©Karen Robiscoe
March 20, 2014 Comments Off on Random Q&A
He was such a hack, he cut off his hand
—bit by bit–and typed with stumps…
¿can equatorial dwellers be bi-polar?
♦ If you’re feeling pettish, and need to get away…
go on a little lam with Mary ♦
>> the duck face insures an AFLAC-ted impression…
oh no, Mr. Bill revisited <<
♦ personal growth = cancer ♦
GH = dip• thong? or G-string…
^^^ Mountains = Montana ^^^
—-Big Sky Country = Air-i-Zone-a ?—-
Q: why doesn’t retire mean:
(1) put a new tire on the car
(2) fatigue yourself again
(3) change clothes?
Though that 3rd one is a stretch,
so is its actual meanings of: call it quits & go to bed.
Please stop by Yahoo,
and check out my latest Op-ed. A quick read about
beautimous hike trails, it’s “summit” good. 🙂
From Easy to OMG:
3 Hiking Trails in Santa Barbara, California
March 20, 2014 2 Comments
When it comes to haikus…
I am an undisputed pro–
at the six-eight-six scheme.
©Karen Robiscoe
March 16, 2014 6 Comments
More than a pretty phrase, a beautiful, woman author meets handsome, gentleman author: Mr. Write. They marry on a cliffhanger overlooking the second book, and lead a storybook life–until naming their children Hans and Gretel, of course, witch proved a dangerous path to take. Things got crummy from then on.
♠ re-peat rumors = dish dirt ♠
♦ no wonder they call the average: mean. Average people are mean. Sum divided on account ♦
† a Dead’s up = when someone calls you to tell you someone has died †
🙂 oh hell oh ell = when something’s funny, but sucks also 😦
~ Body Language = hidden cues answering hidden qzz ~
March 14, 2014 2 Comments
we’re all so fully fallible–
our foibles→ refillable
>inborn & instill-able<
–accept it
–to the syl•la•ble–
Enjoy it!
Make it
$ billable $
As facades
>though employable<
are fables for the
~flappable~
both sappy &
/ implacable /
a go-to for the
p l i a b l e
a fallback
that’s detestable
unviable & liable
to render tender
* jest-able *
as bending truth is
^ laughable ^
& also Google trackable
exposing like Pinocchio
a posing braggadocio
a –nose—so—long→
it’s joke–
–ay?
Yo!
<
(deep breath)
…while frontages more facile…
Will prove that you’re no asshole.
©Karen Robiscoe
(facile—American pronunciation…;)
March 13, 2014 6 Comments
Displacing.
I tend to do it.
& B4
my
open sez’me
turns dis place
into a sez pool,
I GTG.
until Zen, chickens!
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