March 11, 2015 
Comments Off on Merry•I•am•Websters
pre•tent•ious = airs you put on before camping
wis•dom= why is dumb in this
emotion isle dysfunction = unrequited love
spin•ach= prima donna allergy
multi-fauceted = dual showerheads
piquing Tom = angry peeping Tom
gird your thoughts – spanks your thinktank
hat rack = handicap
and remember, if you ever want to rest, don’t climb Everest…
July 5, 2014 Comments Off on Ran = dumb
I refuse to weigh myself on a scale—a size 1, it’s an effective choice. Why then…do I weigh myself on a virtual scale every day?
♦ vindictive librarians are ventriloquists ♦
right next to “unknown” search terms in the Dashboard, WP oughta put “uncool” search terms…
Poly-gon. The girl tried angling, but couldn’t.
a good relationship = based on friendship
a great relationship = based on “elationship”
♦ longterm goal: to write a haiku which multi-syllabic title is longer than the actual haiku itself ♦
Regarding popularity: Kim Kardashian’s popular. And so talented, too.
Q: how does a hypochondriac celebrate?
A: sham-pain (she bruise herself)
♦ Selfie – Self = IE ♦
I wonder if Pharrell Williams head is a “room without a roof” for real;
you never see him without a hat…
June 25, 2014 2 Comments
diets are over•ate• it
ma•new•script = my new story
meta4 + meta4 = medit8
An animal advocate, he joined the army to become a vet.
I wonder if Al Gore’s middle initial is “E”
Poor Vicki. Her new boyfriend’s name is Michael.
if you win a game of hangman online, you get a hangnail
If you win a game of iSpy online, it’s a win/win
if you win a game of “spell-check” online, Google auto-fills
if you lose a game of “education” online, Google auto-fills 😉
if you lose a game of Chess online, you’re a virtual rookie
if you win a game of tic-tac-toe online–
you log off!
May 16, 2014 6 Comments
A parcel was delivered to the wrong address.
As the house number was barely legible,
it made the rounds in the cul de sac
until it was determined to be addressed to
the new neighbor, who at this point was
very famous for his package, sight unseen…
April 17, 2014 1 Comment
* pin up girl = voodoo doll *
com’roberate = corroborating with a comrade
I don’t have a writer’s block when it comes to finishing this series, I have a writer’s grudge.
Space shittle = the #2 priority on all space missions
(Space Piddle = why)
Mypain headache = a blinding sadness
My circulation is so bad, when I die, I’ll be in mint condition.
My skin is so thin, I moonlight as an anatomy model…
God = the ultimate “Wait til your father gets home”
carpel tunnel = side effect of chronic muse-terbation
car pool tunnel = best lane to negotiate English Channel—Can use fictional character as passenger
carpel tunnel = something lotsa riders have to get through
March 20, 2014 Comments Off on Random Q&A
He was such a hack, he cut off his hand
—bit by bit–and typed with stumps…
¿can equatorial dwellers be bi-polar?
♦ If you’re feeling pettish, and need to get away…
go on a little lam with Mary ♦
>> the duck face insures an AFLAC-ted impression…
oh no, Mr. Bill revisited <<
♦ personal growth = cancer ♦
GH = dip• thong? or G-string…
^^^ Mountains = Montana ^^^
—-Big Sky Country = Air-i-Zone-a ?—-
Q: why doesn’t retire mean:
(1) put a new tire on the car
(2) fatigue yourself again
(3) change clothes?
Though that 3rd one is a stretch,
so is its actual meanings of: call it quits & go to bed.
Please stop by Yahoo,
and check out my latest Op-ed. A quick read about
beautimous hike trails, it’s “summit” good. 🙂
From Easy to OMG:
3 Hiking Trails in Santa Barbara, California
December 28, 2013 5 Comments
Q: when is 4 ½?
A: over eight
prediction: 140 characters or less will attend the funeral of Twitter founder.
Q: why did Santa kill Rudolf?
A: He over-eight….
Taylor Swift sings: If I Die Young, Bury Me in Satin,
which is far more popular than Taylor Slow‘s song: If I Die Old, Bury Me in Burlap
Mark Zuckerberg invented a locker-room way to remain on Sugar Mountain forever.
Interesting Gates called his creation Windows…
Q: Is a phone number phat, if it over eight?
Interesting Jobs made so many jobs obsolete….
pre-wedding jitters = giddy-up for your hitch
Q: Be-nign fat?
A: It over-eight…
if your work generates no income, can it be taxing?
Q: Infinite such questions would be?
A: over-eight-ed…
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