August 3, 2015 
Comments Off on Ran’doms With It
If you walk on a treadmill backward, do you mill·tread?
hue-manatee = the color of sea cows
best fruit for a horse: appaloosa
be PC—don’t say “I acted like a retard” say: “I acted like a handicapped person”
Q: what’s full of booze but still good-looking?
A: a boo-ti-full ghost.
Is it coincidence boot-shaped Italy makes awesome shoes?
flower power = lackadaisical
If you get many feathers in your cap, is your cap a headdress?
God made some people from a mold—that’s why they’re so rotten
November 3, 2014 Comments Off on Random Observations
welcome to facebook—an oxymoron
saltless saltines = Justine. A bad crack-ah.
Q: do Christians eat lamb?
Born Agains–Die Harder
Q: how did the pharmacological student feel at commencement?
A: adder-tude of grad-i-tude
Land of Nod = where church is
if you don’t care whether you become limber doing yoga, take karma yoga.
if you undercook your soy product, don’t worry. it’s only tempeh-rary
why isn’t delight belight? It sounds just the opposite of what it is…I’m belighted to see you, ergo so sad & delighted when you leave…
October 18, 2014 Comments Off on Randoms
It’s high-time the RANDOMS category of CHARRON’s CHATTER was updated from the BUMPER STICKER’s category to a full category of it’s own, because it’s become such a favorite to revisit & re-imagine this past year. At least this big a favorite: /———————————/ & stats like those don’t lie.
Random Chart
you can’t fudge this chart!
Impressive, right? And completely specific, besides, I invite you click a post at Randoms—pocket full of why—and find everything from overdue acronyms, to wordplays & rhymes, to parodies & thoughts disjointed enough to feature 4 & 20 blackbirds baked in a pie…
gif courtesy of: Sevenoaks Art
A posted pie, actually, and at super low temperature, too, so more “steam-roomed” in a pie. A spa day for the birds, really, and what about that? There aren’t many sites partial to chickens, blackbirds, sarcasm and words. (Random Fact) Best of all, every one of the verbal non-sequiturs you’ll read here are the original creation of myself, with the exception of a properly accredited quote or two. I’ll finish this particular creation by being less than random (and more than tedious) by reminding you to venture there from the link posted below, or from the tab in the banner menu.
Have fun in Left Field!!
July 13, 2014 2 Comments
your cursin’•ality = online personality
be the meme you want to see in the world
space out = fugue’outta’about it
he only had a mild case of Tourettes—prone to interrupt himself intermittently with strings of G-rated exclamations, such as: “Go Tuck Yourself In” & “Cheeze & Rice“, & “your mother is a bore!” for no good reason…
I turned on my PC, iPod, and iPad→to boot
tic talk = Tourette’s syndrome
tick talk = Lyme disease symposium
ticked talk= diatribe
if jackets matched the man:
green = master
orange vest = get out, get out now
turncoat = traffic cop
slicker = sponge
trench = ditch digger
dust(y)jacket = bookworm
down = football player
windbreaker = chronic farter
fur = murderer
mouse cartoon by me
nonsense by me as well, obviously
July 11, 2014 Comments Off on 4 Letter Randoms
weird how adding “um” to a moment gives it impetus…you’d think just the opposite.
tangentially, interesting how much impetus sounds like impotence…
♥ a woman with a speech impediment is just naturally more wo•man•tic then her more eloquent counterpart. It’s twoo…♥
Did ja hear about the Loo•fah•King stink? The second-hand Brillo pads the sponge company repurposed as body scrubbers were pun-gent as hell.
thank you for-getting the Alzheimer meds…= you’re well-come
cloning‘s opened up a whole new world. You could go clone and go f*ck yourself—producing a GEO–or genetically engineered orgasm…
waistbands = good
buttons = better
zippers = best
foil = good
saran wrap = better
Zip-loc baggies =
saran-dipity
July 7, 2014 Comments Off on 2 4 1 Randoms
🍸 you’re more likely to have a hangover if you drink in the eave-ning 🍸
ours was a “BP oil spill” kind of relationship, rather than a “wind beneath my wings” sorta thing
🍸 you’re most likely a sad drunk if you drink in the mourning 🍸
deuce coupe = port-a-potty
newly single, she was in no hurry to be re-deuced again
gluten = cause of all gluten-y
weird how much “covet” sounds like “love it”
🍸 you are probably “Hootie & the blowfish” if you drink at night 🍸
July 5, 2014 Comments Off on Ran = dumb
I refuse to weigh myself on a scale—a size 1, it’s an effective choice. Why then…do I weigh myself on a virtual scale every day?
♦ vindictive librarians are ventriloquists ♦
right next to “unknown” search terms in the Dashboard, WP oughta put “uncool” search terms…
Poly-gon. The girl tried angling, but couldn’t.
a good relationship = based on friendship
a great relationship = based on “elationship”
♦ longterm goal: to write a haiku which multi-syllabic title is longer than the actual haiku itself ♦
Regarding popularity: Kim Kardashian’s popular. And so talented, too.
Q: how does a hypochondriac celebrate?
A: sham-pain (she bruise herself)
♦ Selfie – Self = IE ♦
I wonder if Pharrell Williams head is a “room without a roof” for real;
you never see him without a hat…
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