clouds split
God spits
rain drops
polka dot
clouds melt
air’swelts
sweat beads
heat seeds
leaf falls
new squall
snow flakes
bones ache
clouds form
last storm
rain drops
soak a lot.
©Karen
Tag Archives: humor
4 Letter Randoms
July 11, 2014 
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weird how adding “um” to a moment gives it impetus…you’d think just the opposite.
tangentially, interesting how much impetus sounds like impotence…
♥ a woman with a speech impediment is just naturally more wo•man•tic then her more eloquent counterpart. It’s twoo…♥
Did ja hear about the Loo•fah•King stink? The second-hand Brillo pads the sponge company repurposed as body scrubbers were pun-gent as hell.
thank you for-getting the Alzheimer meds…= you’re well-come
cloning‘s opened up a whole new world. You could go clone and go f*ck yourself—producing a GEO–or genetically engineered orgasm…
waistbands = good
buttons = better
zippers = best
foil = good
saran wrap = better
Zip-loc baggies =
saran-dipity
Woo-zy
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I thought I was in love
> all butterflies & bats <
but burp—post supper, swear–
discovered it was gas…
©Kar’Bar
Non Sex-quitter
July 10, 2014 Comments Off on Non Sex-quitter
We sexed
& we exed
moved on to
Wessex…
¢Ker-Ker
2 4 1 Randoms
July 7, 2014 Comments Off on 2 4 1 Randoms
🍸 you’re more likely to have a hangover if you drink in the eave-ning 🍸
ours was a “BP oil spill” kind of relationship, rather than a “wind beneath my wings” sorta thing
🍸 you’re most likely a sad drunk if you drink in the mourning 🍸
deuce coupe = port-a-potty
newly single, she was in no hurry to be re-deuced again
gluten = cause of all gluten-y
weird how much “covet” sounds like “love it”
🍸 you are probably “Hootie & the blowfish” if you drink at night 🍸
Ran = dumb
July 5, 2014 Comments Off on Ran = dumb
I refuse to weigh myself on a scale—a size 1, it’s an effective choice. Why then…do I weigh myself on a virtual scale every day?
♦ vindictive librarians are ventriloquists ♦
right next to “unknown” search terms in the Dashboard, WP oughta put “uncool” search terms…
Poly-gon. The girl tried angling, but couldn’t.
a good relationship = based on friendship
a great relationship = based on “elationship”
♦ longterm goal: to write a haiku which multi-syllabic title is longer than the actual haiku itself ♦
Regarding popularity: Kim Kardashian’s popular. And so talented, too.
Q: how does a hypochondriac celebrate?
A: sham-pain (she bruise herself)
♦ Selfie – Self = IE ♦
I wonder if Pharrell Williams head is a “room without a roof” for real;
you never see him without a hat…
Fill-osophy: 5¢
July 4, 2014 2 Comments
There’s a half can of trash…
Is it optimistic to say
it’s half full?
Or half-empty…
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