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H, 2, 0..?

Charrons Chatter dba Karen Robiscoe or whatevs

water is just

>phatter air<

a go-to

full of O, too,

in that respect

we’re fish laid bare

the H

shared straw

to l’eau thru,

it’s logic, then

that Hell’s

the same

a thicker frame

of reference

while heavens might

just be D-light

might be inside the O, too.

©Karen Robiscoe

Give Him the Boot

sexy babeshe had a blue tooth smile

& Apples

in her cheeks–

eyes lensed in photographic memory

& mother-boarding hips,

& we shared so many common programs, besides.

It seemed like a meme.

we handheld for a time…

in those days of chips & Dosses

ah, Y…

the orientation was landscape, &

a macro upgrade seemed certain

a little Log-on cabin in the Webs

with a white picket Firewall,

Sensible thumb drive &

maybe a few links…

but I pushed the wrong buttons

(too much auto-correct!)

and she dumped me.

and sure,

I space-barred around a while,

but for the sake of inner PC, I eventually powered down.

©Karen Robiscoe

All Thumbs

cntrl F

My E•S•P

though S•O•P

went O•T•T

thru WI-FI…

The C•P•U

helped (me) SNAFU

the ODDs with U

2 SNAKE-EYE • •

no G•I•F

2 yr J-PEG

no T•L•C or X•O…

no ((BRACKETS )) sent

with sentiment

no bigger ❤ EMOTED…

now M•O•D

4 MY SELFIE

is yet T•B •DETERMINED…

since T•T•Y

can mean GOOD-BYE

depending on the

PERSON.

my days on ASS

will have to PASS

W•O the L•O•L’in’…

cuz ROLL I’m on

is CRAPPY one

& I•R•L ain’t SELLIN’.

Karen Robiscoe is my favorite author

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Ver-Knack-Knack…Who’s There?

The Human Zoo

Control Freak

Old McD

Digits

 

©Karen Robiscoe

Ongoing Randoms

 

Blogs are good for exercising the writing chops.
It’s like walking the blog. Something you do every day…
2x if you’re a good blog owner…

 

tan•trick sex = getting jiggy with it

 

avatar = thumbful of numbskull

 

“You rock.” the actor said.
“You role.” the stoner replied
& thus the Rock of Ages was born.

 

I wonder if people that post memes touting the lack of ego, and/or
need to get outside are gratified by the traffic this generates..

 

better to be on•jury duty than in•jury duty

 

what the vowel pair said upon meeting: o-HI-o
what the foul pair said upon meeting: o-HELL-o

 

 the chairman = rockin’ role

 

if mummies were prone to somnambulism…
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTERwould they: Sleepwalk like an Egyptian?

 

The Human Malady

Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTER

a standard utility

of human morality

favors humility

a forewarned futility

scans for normality

a proof-less stability

a useless formality

a stab at nobility

a total banality

a wounding motility

its banal totality

a class in puerility

a hostile reality

to foster docility

that leads to fatalities

and tatters tranquility

with utter finality.

©Karen Robiscoe