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Holly-DaZe (series) #6

6% Sales Tax Week

The day’s centered ‘round

the noblest ideal,

that starts at late mass

upon midnight clear…

When sleepy-eyed families

hit church to redress—

a year of wrongdoing

in 2 hours or less,

(a hella good deal)

for losing some rest.

 

This doesn’t account for—

the late Christmas shopper,

who’s still at the mall

becoming a pauper,

trading his dough

for overpriced stuff,

in hopes to avoid

the pending rebuff,

the gifts meant to show,

he’s thoughtful enough.

 

Since praise without largess

is simply suspicious,

for all that the day

is seen as auspicious,

a message that’s louder

than thanks or good wishes,

a custom we trust in

as being propitious,

a presenting penance

to remit the pernicious.

 

The Walmarts,

—and K-Marts—

and Marts of all kind,

are the real alters here

with one thing in mind—

their margin increases

with each sale tallied,

—not Jesus–

He’s specious—

and lives in Death Valley.

 

Happy Holly-DaZe, blOg-O-pEEps!! Thank you for coming by now and again. If you missed the start of this 7-verse sequence, you can get up to date by clicking the links below. Hope you are feeling fat & sassy & oh-so-chill during this much-deserved break from the salt mines.

First Week

Second Week

Week 3

4th Down

5th Golden Week

 

 

Also, this was originally published by the Book Smuggler’s Den, and you can link to that great site–and other inViting reads–here:  Book Smuggler’s Den

#Exit

hashtag

tic

tac

toe

player one: hearts

play’ah, too: crossbones

started

all in

(good fun)

sadly

(cruelly, too)

heart’s lost

and the

eXcess poison

seeped.

Marked every spot

heart once occupied

in toxic mimicry

 

Killing factor

ticked

. . .

Repeal

tacked

< < <

Tagged

toes

unable

to X

its

game.

♥ of g•Old

Pduck_rabbitulling adult hood

around baby face,

I remember velvet

teen years,

when I knew heh-v’ry-thing

and life was plush

–totting up triumphs–

and sowing oats instead of

sewing button eyes

back on

and carin’ was only

kidding around…

©Carin’ Robiscoe

Punctuation Matters

If punctuation was animate,

Underline would be that nosy, gossip person

lurking nearby trying to overhear, and making too much out of things.

Italics would be an exotic foreigner, speaking with an accent, and unfairly favored because of this.

The bolded ones would be fat. Loud-mouthed and opinionated, they would hang out with ampersands: &

Hyphens would be your home-boy, your drinkin’ buddy, and bro’

droppin’ g’s, & comin’ up with the latest slang-thang alla time…

The M dash would be that person who interrupts–in a hurry–to add his two cents.

The exclamation point would take things personally! ‘Would make mountains outta molehills! And twitch! ‘Dropping things from pockets, and dropping more when leaning to retrieve those things!

The period would be boring. ‘Would be a nine-to-fiver, with pens inna breast pocket of a short-sleeved dress blouse.

The question mark would be curious, obviously, perplexed by Q’s, and the philosophical ones would be perplexed by A’s, as well. These would be the long-winded ones, and really? I think that redirection would stem from subconscious resentment of its hump-backed state. . .

and the ellipses would go on and on and on. . .kinda like this. . .not knowing when to stop. . .

 

Final thought: why doesn’t punctuation incorporate itself into its term?

Example:

a’postrophe

hy-phen

exc!amation point

em–dash

(parentheses)

ellip. . . ses

. . .

et-ce-te-rah

Holey Sheet

don’t meet your heroes,

if heroes are ghosts,

you’ll find they are shy

of the traits you like most,

to start with these

charl’tans

don’t even have hosts–

no heart,

and

no parts,

and

no spark

to their glow…

 

No shadowed reflection,

No pose for the lens,

No dewy complexion,

No, ghosts aren’t good friends

–just shades

that can blind you,

remind you the end

of time

on this side

of daisy and stem. . .

 

Besides which

they’ll vex you,

and hex you,

→their game→

to annex

your soul,

since ghosts need a frame,

a post in this world

–and the next–

is their aim,

a dummy

for mummy

on this astral plane.

 

so next time

a mem’ry

makes your eyes

~glisten~

be on alert &

make your ears

>listen<

for demonic tones

dogging the

~frisson~

that’s tingling your bones

practice resistance

 

Since heroes

ephemeral

aren’t heroes in pall

and

ghosts are for busting,

–not trusting–

at all.

 

Graveyard Jones

 

death is quiet.

too quiet

–commotion stalls

* pfft *

it’s over–

embalming timer’s

begun!

Volatile Tupperware

burping a stay-fresh lie

when even a shotgun bang

isn’t loud enough to seal it in…

a Marching Band,

(since you have to get a move on)

stadium stamp,

and blimp with logo:

“The world is over!”

stenciled on it

air raid sirens, emergency interrupt,

24-hour news coverage,

wouldn’t do it

unless anchormen cried

my best advice?

don’t look over your left shoulder in cemeteries

(for a comfortable place)

the only real magic

left

is pillaring into salt and

there might be less grass, this time,

mausoleum or marker, too,

 

and owls no longer asking:

who.

Upper-Lower Lass

 

she was

. . .

agro’cultured.

 

All about enemy

turf

and bad with geography–

she was

. . .

spit-polished.

 

Pinkie extended

after Bronx raspberry,

she seemed

. . .

refined.

 

Like high fructose

corn syrup

–cloying–

but

addictive.