Tag Archives: humor

Pen-a-Diction

pen-a-diction

all addictions

leave me broken

all except

the noted spoken

eloquence

transcribed by sheaf

a diction suited

for relief,

an “add•ed daily”

via mind–

/ paper /

…pen…

to capture lines

–reflections from a

Looking Glass

not railed in

on night-train crap

and sure Bukowski

worked his rye

but what Chuck worked

would f*ck most guys,

and Internet

don’t get me started!

since logging on,

I can’t depart it!

and thusly is

the silent page

my best obsession

my safest stage.

©Karen Robiscoe

J-Pegs & Spam

 

I do not like
j-Pegs in Spam
I do not like them,
Selfie Cam.

right_kit

Would you like them
with a link?
would you click them
from an inc.?

left_kit

I would not like them
in a link
I would not click them
from an inc.
I won’t download
to Pad or Pod
I do not like j-Pegs,
by God.

right_kit

Would you like them
in cartoon?
Would you like them
then or soon?

left_kit

I do not like them
in cartoon.
I do not like them
then or soon.
I do not like them
live or canned
I do not like them,
Selfie Cam.

right_kit

would you like them
with an ad?
would you follow
trending fad?
I do not like them
in an ad
I would not follow
trending fad.

left_kit

would you,
could you
click a BOGO?
click it! click it!
remember YOLO!

right_kit

I would not,
could not
click a BOGO,
I would not
could not
because of YOLO,
I think that
most attachments stink
now leave me be,
that I might think!

left_kit

You may like them
if you try
you may like
to waste your time…

right_kit

I would not
could not
click a link
I would not
could not
from an inc.
I do not like them
in cartoon
I do not like them
then or soon
I do not like them
in an ad
I do not like
a trending fad,
I do not like them
with BOGO
I do not like them
last YOLO
I do not like
J-pegs in Spam,
I do not like them,
Selfie cam.

left_kit

©Karen Robiscoe

3 Hour Tour

deserted island

I stowed away

with castaways

got lost for days

just floatin’

drifted to

a green lagoon

on pontoon

saved from boatin’

built some huts

with bamboo struts

with coconuts

for shingles

caught a sow

for dinner chow

and held luau

to mingle

of ladies three

the pedigree

the richest she

was older

while hourglass

defined the lass

(the tits and ass)

that smoldered

the girl next door

in shorty shorts

she wore

her tresses plaited

baked some pies

to please the guys

–a partner shy

of dating

(a walking check)

(an intellect)

(the boss of wreck)

(and matey)

since hull was toast

we lived on coast

composing SOS’s

the theme of show

for year or mo’

but which show,

can you guess it?

©Karen Robiscoe

Après moi, le déluge

lou and mary

Lou and Marie

dropped in unexpected

fine enough folk

despite the defection

and pouring a coke

to go with selection

of Versailles-tile cakes

(the Twinkie confection)

I found no utensils that suited a Queen…

So, split cake in thirds

with small guillotine…

©Karen Robiscoe

Daily Prompt: Goldilocks re-visited…or, what would you do if you came upon strangers eating cake in your living room. Because you know, it’s important to know what to do in such circumstances. Call the Pastry Po-Po, I suppose…;)

Voicemale

mail

If you like me at all

–please don’t call

for heaven’s sake don’t Skype…

Don’t text me

or vex me

or sext me

or hex me

or any such other hype…

Don’t friend me

or vend me

or gripe me

or type me

a note or in stereo

don’t tweet me

or greet me

or page to

engage me

in mentioned scenario…

To reach me

just teach me

a new form of

speech, see,

including each lesson in letters,

electric’s

a technic

and snail apathetic

still *male*

~when it’s artful~

is better.

©Karen Robiscoe

Hokey-Spokey

hokey pokey

I can fit in

>when I’m bidden<

but the truth is I don’t.

Since the midden

is where fittin’

can be hidden

for most.

So I dance to

my percussion

tappin’ lyrical

beats…

Jokin’ hokey

never pokey

skippin’ rules

by the feat.

I can foot in

if I’m wooden–

I can go North ↑

or South ↓

but by nature

nomenclature

could be deemed

foot-in-mouth.

©Karen Robiscoe