Tag Archives: non-sequiturs

Random Observations

November 3, 2014 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Random Observations

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welcome to facebook—an oxymoron

 

saltless saltines = Justine. A bad crack-ah.

 

Q: do Christians eat lamb?

 

Born Agains–Die Harder

 

Q: how did the pharmacological student feel at commencement?
A: adder-tude of grad-i-tude

 

Land of Nod = where church is

 

if you don’t care whether you become limber doing yoga, take karma yoga.

 

if you undercook your soy product, don’t worry. it’s only tempeh-rary

 

why isn’t delight belight? It sounds just the opposite of what it is…I’m belighted to see you, ergo so sad & delighted when you leave…

light bulb

 

 

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Randoms

October 18, 2014 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on Randoms

It’s high-time the RANDOMS category of CHARRON’s CHATTER was updated from the BUMPER STICKER’s category to a full category of it’s own, because it’s become such a favorite to revisit & re-imagine this past year. At least this big a favorite: /———————————/ & stats like those don’t lie.

Random Chart

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you can’t fudge this chart!

Impressive, right? And completely specific, besides, I invite you click a post at Randoms—pocket full of why—and find everything from overdue acronyms, to wordplays & rhymes, to parodies & thoughts disjointed enough to feature 4 & 20 blackbirds baked in a pie…

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gif courtesy of: Sevenoaks Art

A posted pie, actually, and at super low temperature, too, so more “steam-roomed” in a pie. A spa day for the birds, really, and what about that? There aren’t many sites partial to chickens, blackbirds, sarcasm and words. (Random Fact) Best of all, every one of the verbal non-sequiturs you’ll read here are the original creation of myself, with the exception of a properly accredited quote or two. I’ll finish this particular creation by being less than random (and more than tedious) by reminding you to venture there from the link posted below, or from the tab in the banner menu.

Have fun in Left Field!!

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2 4 1 Randoms

July 7, 2014 by Charron's Chatter Comments Off on 2 4 1 Randoms

 

it eave-ens out

🍸 you’re more likely to have a hangover if you drink in the eave-ning 🍸

 

ours was a “BP oil spill” kind of relationship, rather than a “wind beneath my wings” sorta thing

 

🍸 you’re most likely a sad drunk if you drink in the mourning 🍸

 

deuce coupe = port-a-potty

 

newly single, she was in no hurry to be re-deuced again

 

gluten = cause of all gluten-y

 

weird how much “covet” sounds like “love it”

 

🍸 you are probably “Hootie & the blowfish” if you drink at night 🍸

hootie

 

 

 

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Randomess

May 2, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

hmm

A sign apologizing for the inconvenience of a computer upgrade
in a dermatologist’s office was as biblical as it was misspelled:
Thanks, for you’re patients…

 

♦ a new red dress can redress much ♦

 

a new address can add•le you initially, until it’s factored in

 

laun•dress = best outfit to wear when hanging clothes outside to dry

 

ma•dras = drunk girls wear these…

 

but•tress = time for a Brazilian

 

breathtaking = yawn-inducing

 

♥ star X lovers = cosmic cockblock ♥

 

Thongday = original spelling of: Monday, it’s now a floating day,
attaching to those days you take it up the ass…

 

wonder bras: putting the jowls & the girls, neck & neck

 

skelly = the new skinny, since it’s about excess skeleton more than excess skin…

 

for phat people, thoughts about their next meal can be all-consuming
for lazy people, these same thoughts are generally more idle

 

😉 Digital Submissions = Twitter Cage liner 😉

Blue_bird_spins

 
 

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the Write Randoms

April 17, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

pinup_girl copy

* pin up girl = voodoo doll *

 

com’roberate = corroborating with a comrade

 

I don’t have a writer’s block when it comes to finishing this series, I have a writer’s grudge.

 

Space shittle = the #2 priority on all space missions
(Space Piddle = why)

 

Mypain headache = a blinding sadness

 

My circulation is so bad, when I die, I’ll be in mint condition.

 

My skin is so thin, I moonlight as an anatomy model…

 

God = the ultimate “Wait til your father gets home”

praying

 

carpel tunnel = side effect of chronic muse-terbation

 

car pool tunnel = best lane to negotiate English Channel—Can use fictional character as passenger

 

carpel tunnel = something lotsa riders have to get through

CHARRONs CHATTER dba Karen Robiscoe

 

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Ongoing Randoms

April 4, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 3 Comments

 

Blogs are good for exercising the writing chops.
It’s like walking the blog. Something you do every day…
2x if you’re a good blog owner…

 

tan•trick sex = getting jiggy with it

 

avatar = thumbful of numbskull

 

“You rock.” the actor said.
“You role.” the stoner replied
& thus the Rock of Ages was born.

 

I wonder if people that post memes touting the lack of ego, and/or
need to get outside are gratified by the traffic this generates..

 

better to be on•jury duty than in•jury duty

 

what the vowel pair said upon meeting: o-HI-o
what the foul pair said upon meeting: o-HELL-o

 

 the chairman = rockin’ role

 

if mummies were prone to somnambulism…
Karen Robiscoe dba CHARRONs CHATTERwould they: Sleepwalk like an Egyptian?

 

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Random Wolf Whistles

March 2, 2014 by Charron's Chatter 1 Comment

 

#  #  #  #  #  #  #  

We call it the hash tag, the pound sign, but never the number symbol–the term & use this chicken generally applies to the tick-tacker.
 
 

a breathtaking beauty, she was asthmatic

 

a real knockout, she had a fine left jab

 

the belle of the ball, she was a ringer for my last girlfriend

 

built like a brick house, she was no easy lay…

 

an unparalleled looker, Eileen put me off-balance

 
 

If you want to feel better about being too broke to vacation, watch Poseidon or Jaws…

my restless legs kept me tossing & turning all night. Some knee aches can do that.

 
 

cat toes or Gato??

which one is Spanish for kitty?

 

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